[Webcomic] MSPA: Let me tell you about Homestuck...

>Sees flash.



I need a few days away from Homestuck now. Possibly longer.

'THE WOLF THING CONSUMES THE CARCASS. AFTER HIS MEAL. HE LEAVES FULL AND SATISFIED. NEVER TO RETURN.'

'THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES.'

'AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY.'

'IT SEEMS THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN SLAIN.'

'THIS OBVIOUSLY WILL NOT DO.'

'SOME ADDITIONAL BACKUP MALES ARE DEPLOYED. DUE TO, LET'S SAY. TIME TRAVEL.'




Only time will tell if Homosuck was a prediction.

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I don't understand what the big deal is about Jade's death though?

I mean, Aranea specifically said she knew this was creating a doomed timeline. And when she said:

ARANEA: I 8elieve I will 8e a8le to heal this offshoot.
ARANEA: And with enough time and patience, I am confident I can restore its vitality to such a gr8 extent, it will effectively take over as the alpha timeline, thus reducing English to a lost footnote of paradox space.
ARANEA: Then the new alpha timeline will flourish under my immortal care. I will watch over it for eternity, assuring peace and harmony everywhere. There will 8e a new progeny of universes, and those universes will 8eget more universes, and each will 8enefit from my good grace. I will personally make sure nothing like the English mishap ever occurs again.

I'm pretty sure any time anyone has ever said "I will rule over X for eternity" their plan goes awry after like 5 minutes.
Even if Jane for some reason isn't able to heal Jade, we pretty much know that the doomed timeline is going to help the protagonists in the overall grand scheme of things but won't actually matter in terms of Jade actually being dead.

But really though, *she was evil*. Yeah, I know she wasn't evil of her own accord, but as it stood she was evil and needed to be dealt with.
The fandom for some reason is infatuated with Lord English and yet they'd rather the one character that specifically has had no redeeming qualities as of late (the Condesce) to continue going about her merry way with her two godly henchwomen?
I just don't get it.

I can't get behind Roxy's blind hatred of Aranea.

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I think all the Space players get together and have some kind of convention every now and then, because they all seem to know each other.

Also NORMAL JADE

I didn't really see that coming, but okay. Had to finish the Wizard of Oz reference though.

I didn't really see that coming, but okay. Had to finish the Wizard of Oz reference though.

Hahaha, I didn't look at it that way. That's genius.

I do like where this is going.

Okay I got over my sad now.

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Someone give Calliope a hug. ;_;

But also, JAAAAAAADE!

'AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY.'



Robo-Jane has a massive potty mouth.

9/17/2013

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This has become unintentionally hilarious. Aranea throwing Gamzee at Jane to stop her, but not the way you'd expect. We can also chalk up sexual assault as one of Gamzee's many crimes.

sweet jesus you really are an awful dude

honk :o(

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I am Brain Ghost Dirk.
You kissed my boyfriend.
Prepare to die.

The most epic words to ever be spoken in Homestuck.

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I am Brain Ghost Dirk.
You kissed my boyfriend.
Prepare to die.

The most epic words to ever be spoken in Homestuck.

I agree! I love these obvious references being pulled here.

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So is that the real Dirk? Like did Jake imagine him hard enough to actually warp him from his present location to where he is now? o_o

The power of Hope, man.

9/18/2013

Okay everybody go home now. Homestuck has reached its peak and can only go downhill from here.

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The bar returns! I'm also seeing that Hope is an insane power. Why didn't Eridan just Hoped for another girlfriend?? :y

I agree! I love these obvious references being pulled here.

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So is that the real Dirk? Like did Jake imagine him hard enough to actually warp him from his present location to where he is now? o_o

The power of Hope, man.

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Unfortunately it's not. The real Dirk still has ~3 hours to get back. So in reality we have 2 Dirks now, where this one clearly has a persona of his own. Inb4 Dirk x Dirk shipping/fanart.

9/18/2013

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The bar returns! I'm also seeing that Hope is an insane power. Why didn't Eridan just Hoped for another girlfriend?? :y

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Because he's the Prince of Hope. Which allegedly means he destroys Hope or destroys with the aspect of Hope (according to Calliope, at least). Which he did when he KO'd Sollux, killed Feferi and Kanaya, and destroyed the Matriorb, via his "wwhite science" (which was actually channeled Hope power)

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his "wwhite science" (which was actually channeled Hope power)

I never actually thought of it that way. :f6: That's brilliant.

 Update

TEREZI MY GAL. YESSS.

I never actually thought of it that way. :f6: That's brilliant.

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It's hinted at when Terezi ends up picking up the scent of it and notes that it smells "hopeful"

Hah, so both John and Dave think each other's moms are hot, okay.

I love when Dave gets confused. It's just so funny cause he won't stop talking.

Even Gams doesn't deserve this.