Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but the first gadget you pull out of it is a nuke that reads 3 seconds untill detonation.

I wish for the 12 thousand dollars I need to go to college.

EDIT ks'ed by Colyo lol

granted, but you fail college.

I wish for porn!

I wish for porn!

You're banned from this forums.

I wish Adobe Systems Inc. made web-browser too, just like Chrome, Firefox Safari....

Granted but its the worst thing since internet explorer.

I wish for a second chance in college

... AND LOL IAN

I wish for a second chance in college

But you still failed!!

I wish Muse launched their 5th studio album!

Granted but it only has 2 songs and they both fail.

I wish for the person that answers this wish to get a kick in the face.

EDIT: arg ksed AGAIN by colyo

not granted cause you cheated. cheater ):

 Spoiler

no i joke. granted, but you dont get to watch the kick, and its a very weak kick so it doesnt hurt much.

I wish I didnt get banned for wishing for porn >:

fixed ;D

Ksed again! Hahaha

Granted, but your comp breaks down when the ban is lifted.

I wish for a third try at college, but studying this time!

Ksed again! Hahaha

Granted, but your comp breaks down when the ban is lifted.

I wish for a third try at college, but studying this time!

Granted but you study so much you miss class and fail

I wish Colyo had bacon

Granted, but now you have none. mm bacon.

I wish to pass college. HA!

Granted, but after taking college 4 times your $ 48000 in dept.

I wish maplestory had customer service o:

Granted, but it takes 2 months for them to get back to you.

I wish for a way to pay off my debt.

I wish for a way to pay off my debt.

Granted but you need to make a new thread and ask to donate to you.

I wish I was in the year 201X~203X.

Granted but the world is post-apocolyptic.

I wish to get through university to get my honors bachelors in music!

I wish to get through university to get my honors bachelors in music!

Granted but you need to face the facts, obstacles and impediments.

I wish my Aqua-chan still alive!

Granted, but then you die, and are unable to be with them.

I wish for lots of candy!

Granted. It's all mine! >

I wish I were here. o.o

I wish I were here. o.o

Granted and you can't leave this forums forever!!

I wish I could revive my Aqua-chan!!

Granted and you can't leave this forums forever!!

I wish I could revive my Aqua-chan!!

Granted but you have to choose either you die and she lives or she dies again and you live?

I wish colyo would stop posting wishes about college

I wish colyo would stop posting wishes about college

Granted 'cause his physical abilities has been disabled....

I wish Happy Halloween...lul?

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Granted but you have to choose either you die and she lives or she dies again and you live?

lol