Corrupt a wish thread!

granted, scrolls dont inflate as they will already be around 200mil for a 60%(inflation is increase in prices, cant have increase if there isnt a price atm) plus they ip ban you because of autodetect, just for poops and giggles

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes, and start coming up with ideas that they think are cool wishes again.

Granted, but too many "cool" wishes make them now seem unoriginal.

I wish I had Dead Space.

[COLOR="Red"]It's O[SIZE="1"]3[/SIZE] instead of O[SIZE="1"]2[/SIZE] (Rocket fuel instead of the oxygen we breathe,) and you try to light a fart on fire.

I wish for a clock.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]It's O[SIZE="1"]3[/SIZE] instead of O[SIZE="1"]2[/SIZE] (Rocket fuel instead of the oxygen we breathe,) and you try to light a fart on fire.

I wish for a clock.[/COLOR]

You get a clock, but it turns out to be a timer for a bomb and you die.

I wish for my school to be out tomarrow

You get a clock, but it turns out to be a timer for a bomb and you die.

I wish for my school to be out tomarrow

Granted, but tomarrow is not a word, so you still have school.

I wish for Dead Space, again.

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes, and start coming up with ideas that they think are cool wishes again.

Your wish is granted. Humanity is completely pissed off at the wish you made and they wish you were in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, and you get put away for 40 years on fraudulent charges.

Ok. I wish that lemmings didn't jump off a cliff. They're so cute!

Your wish is granted. Humanity is completely pissed off at the wish you made and they wish you were in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, and you get put away for 40 years on fraudulent charges.

Ok. I wish that lemmings didn't jump off a cliff. They're so cute!

Granted. They jump off bridges, now.

More Dead Space, please.

Granted but you die.

I wish for a Pikachu.

Granted but you die.

I wish for a Pikachu.

Granted. You get a Pixelchu.

I wish for the game Dead Space.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for Dr. Pepper that had nothing weird in it and was perfectly fine for drinking, and that I wouldn't randomly die, nor anyone close to me.

Granted, but you drop the can on your foot.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

Granted now u need to make a new save file.

I wish for the letter w.

Granted now u need to make a new save file.

I wish for the letter w.

Granted but it is upside down, M

I wish I was better at Music and Art.

[COLOR="Red"]You get an amazing singing voice and shatter a glass next to your throat. YouDie.

I wish for a bigger tv.[/COLOR]

Granted, you get a bigger TV from the 60s in black and white with only 5 channels.

I wish I lived in California along with 80% of Maplers.

[COLOR="Red"]You try to pull them together and have a Crimson Balrog summoned on you.

I wish Mountain Dew was free.[/COLOR]

Granted, but you drink so much that you die from all the caffeine.

I wish for Dr. Pepper that had nothing wrong with it, and will stay in my hand until I'm finished drinking it.

Granted, but you drink so much that you die from all the caffeine.

I wish for Dr. Pepper that had nothing wrong with it, and will stay in my hand until I'm finished drinking it.

Granted, but it's so cold, soooooo cold, it freezes to your hand, and you go insane because you can't get it off.

I wish for...

granted, you get your ... <--- periods... so from this day forth you will have periods that are 3 times as bad as the ones girls normally have.

I wish I had another wall scroll to hang on my wall, from something that i currently like... and that it wasn't something I could get in trouble for and didn't break apart or disappear in any way, shape, or form.. and like uh.... I'd always like it... and uh.... it was always around and I didn't have to move or anything... oh and that i could always see it and not go blind or die for any reason... and uh... yeah that's it.

granted, you get your ... <--- periods... so from this day forth you will have periods that are 3 times as bad as the ones girls normally have.

I wish I had another wall scroll to hang on my wall, from something that i currently like... and that it wasn't something I could get in trouble for and didn't break apart or disappear in any way, shape, or form.. and like uh.... I'd always like it... and uh.... it was always around and I didn't have to move or anything... oh and that i could always see it and not go blind or die for any reason... and uh... yeah that's it.

Granted.. but there are no nails or other wall hanging hardware or adhesives


i wish for poison.. lots of poison.. for.. um.. a science project! yea.. science rules..

Granted, but it's in your mouth. And your mouth is covered up with duct tape. And your hands are tied behind your back.

I wish for the person who is going to corrupt this wish is going to post after me.