Saddest ass piece of news I've ever seen.
#61
fallenangls Wrote:[COLOR="Magenta"]SWEET. I just found me a new job.

Any takers ~_^??[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]I'd give it a shot, if my own girlfriend wasn't a gamer herself and a damn good one.

Difference between a bar and Xbox Live, 50% less STDs on Xbox Live. While it may not be morally correct, the guy that thought of this is a f[I]u
cking genius. He's going to make so much money off of this...[/I]
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#62
shouri Wrote:Actually both my wife and her sister have 100%d at least two Grand theft auto games. San Andreas and GTA 3.


They're not into FPSs. OH WAIT... THAT MUST MEAN THEY AREN'T GAMERS LOLS I'M DUMB.

THANK YOU BAKLAVA FOR CLEARING THAT UP. *internets to baklava for helping me realize that nightclaw was right. Thank you for correcting my poor uninformed brain*

So baklava, how 'bout them dodgers?

suck it russel martin
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#63
Blaine Wrote:While it may not be morally correct, the guy that thought of this is a f[I]ucking genius. He's going to make so much money off of this...[/I]

My manager and I were just talking about this earlier today. How did someone not come up with this idea sooner? It's freakin' genius, though yeah, it is kinda sad that there really is a demographic that would absolutely make use of a service like this one.
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#64
Throes Wrote:My manager and I were just talking about this earlier today. How did someone not come up with this idea sooner? It's freakin' genius, though yeah, it is kinda sad that there really is a demographic that would absolutely make use of a service like this one.

Southperry, right?
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#65
Throes Wrote:My manager and I were just talking about this earlier today. How did someone not come up with this idea sooner? It's freakin' genius, though yeah, it is kinda sad that there really is a demographic that would absolutely make use of a service like this one.

Sad. perhaps, but welcome to capitalism. I can barely imagine how many little WoW kiddies will be paying like...$72 an hour to play with some chick that thinks they fail...imagine that, $72 an HOUR. That's f[I]ucking ridiculous.[/I]
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#66
Blaine Wrote:Sad. perhaps, but welcome to capitalism. I can barely imagine how many little WoW kiddies will be paying like...$72 an hour to play with some chick that thinks they fail...imagine that, $72 an HOUR. That's f[I]ucking ridiculous.[/I]

I read it as a 10 minute session thing, but yeah I imagine some people will be paying for hours. Holy pomegranate.
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#67
Sarah Wrote:Southperry, right?

Doh-hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!
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#68
Dusk Wrote:I read it as a 10 minute session thing, but yeah I imagine some people will be paying for hours. Holy pomegranate.

Even if the girls only got say...a quarter of the money, that's still $18 an hour, which is a damn sight nicer than flipping burgers or other stupid pomegranate like that, for casual gaming.
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#69
Money. It's what makes the world go round and round.

...I wonder if it would help the economy... lol
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#70
Sup ladies.

I've got $20.

Who wants to play the vidya games with me?
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#71
Blaine Wrote:Even if the girls only got say...a quarter of the money, that's still $18 an hour, which is a damn sight nicer than flipping burgers or other stupid pomegranate like that, for casual gaming.

The girls get to keep 60% of the money. Pretty sweet if you ask me. If I play for:

50 minutes of every hour: $19.80/hour
40 minutes of every hour: $15.84/hour
30 minutes of every hour: $11.88/hour
20 minutes of every hour: $7.92/hour

I assume it takes a few minutes to set up each date, so yeah.
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#72
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Throes Wrote:The girls get to keep 60% of the money. Pretty sweet if you ask me. If I play for:

50 minutes of every hour: $19.80/hour
40 minutes of every hour: $15.84/hour
30 minutes of every hour: $11.88/hour
20 minutes of every hour: $7.92/hour

I assume it takes a few minutes to set up each date, so yeah.

No f'ucking joke. In a week they would make more than I make in a month. In my country obviously. [/color]
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#73
Holy shit.

It's in times like this that I'd like to be a girl.
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#74
Combattente Wrote:Holy shit.

It's in times like this that I'd like to be a girl.
Well, first of all, you've got to be pretty.
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#75
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Bacon Wrote:Well, first of all, you've got to be pretty.

There's no love for poor Victor. [/color]
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#76
Throes Wrote:The girls get to keep 60% of the money. Pretty sweet if you ask me. If I play for:

50 minutes of every hour: $19.80/hour
40 minutes of every hour: $15.84/hour
30 minutes of every hour: $11.88/hour
20 minutes of every hour: $7.92/hour

I assume it takes a few minutes to set up each date, so yeah.

[COLOR="Red"]It's $6.60 for ten minutes, making $72 an hour, so...50 minutes an hour would get you $36 an hour, dear.

Plus, I'm willing to assume there's going to be people that want like an hour at a time (i.e. Rock Band/Guitar Hero, World of Warcraft, <insert other games with things lasting longer than ten minutes>). That'd net you $43.60 an hour. Pretty good for VIDYA GAMES.[/COLOR]
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#77
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I lol'd.
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#78
2147483647 Wrote:[spoiler=][Image: hahaowow.jpg][/spoiler]
I lol'd.
Your choice in Firefox Personas made me laugh more.

God, I love you Harrison.
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#79
2147483647 Wrote:[spoiler=][Image: hahaowow.jpg][/spoiler]
I lol'd.

You live in SoCal?
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#80
butterfλi Wrote:You live in SoCal?

southern california sucks ass
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