How did you start fapping?

I need to get myself some oranges and pineapples then.

I need to get myself some oranges and pineapples then.

ITT: Spidey and Luscent educating the SP masses on how to make their cum better.

Nice.

ITT: Spidey and Luscent educating the SP masses on how to make their cum better.

Nice.

My girlfriend won't mind.

ITT: Spidey and Luscent educating the SP masses on how to make their cum better.

Nice.

I already knew most of this stuff, except that sticky glob stuff since it's never happened to me before.

And it goes both ways too. My girlfriend and I force each other to eat different stuff for different flavors.

Made me lol.

Eh...
Saw a sex ED vid in 6th or 7th grade in my Catholic school... they talked about M-bation and how it gave a good sensation. Then the next day, like idiots, all the guys actually bragged about how many times the M-bated on the previous night and how it made them a man or something like that, hell even a few girls giggled about themselves doing it (which lead to this hilarious playground argument about how a girl can't m-bate because she doesn't have the "necessary components" which lead up to the first naked girl I've seen... well that's another story for another thread i suppose...) and well after having even bragged myself (well lied myself) I decided to try it. I got directions from a episode of "Real Sex" (old HBO porn show) and after watching another portion of the show (something about nude black poetry if i remember correctly or was it sex machines.... one of the two... maybe both) i decided to apply the lessons learned and...

 Spoiler

hell even a few girls giggled about themselves doing it (which lead to this hilarious playground argument about how a girl can't m-bate because she doesn't have the "necessary components" which lead up to the first naked girl I've seen... well that's another story for another thread i suppose...)

Please do elaborate.

Please do elaborate.

yespls

Please do elaborate.

Does anybody realize that we're going to have several threads all spun off of the "How much fapping" thread?
Also, how does this "Aghhhhh" gasm differ from the norm? ._.

OMG I just fapped and there was a little blood in my jizz! OMFG AM I DEAD!!??????

OMG I just fapped and there was a little blood in my jizz! OMFG AM I DEAD!!??????

...
Do not want.
(God's angry with you)

Wow Amphigory you're a really big fan of this thread huh

Wow Amphigory you're a really big fan of this thread huh

Or, rather, I'm fairly bored with a Monday off of school and nothing to do. Write my essay due tomorrow? HAH!

This thread made me lol.

My first time was when I was 11? I remember I was fascinated with how semen flowed from my plantain

I remember I was fascinated with how semen flowed from my plantain

wat

I was like, 12 or 13. All I remember was that I started humping my bed for some reason.

Please do elaborate.

Eh...
The guys we're bragging and one guy said: "That's just another thing that makes guys better then girls (something along that line)." One girl overheard and with about a group of 7 or so other girls they began an argument over how they could and theirs was "better", which later became a massive argument within the entire 6th and 7th grade. Eventually one guy said prove it or else... and one girl did.

And it goes both ways too. My girlfriend and I force each other to eat different stuff for different flavors.

We do this as well, which is what turned me to always have heavy citrus fruits and she has never had me turn away from it since.

Wow Amphigory you're a really big fan of this thread huh

He enjoys people's sexual fantasies too much.

He even got a hedgehog as a result of a thread here.

Try more citrus heavy fruit. I also hear pineapples add a certain taste to it as well, kind of like a sweetener.

this is true