Thank You Fiel

She still flips out at the sight of spiders in real life, so no you would be wrong.

Silly opeth, back in your pokeball.

I'm manly enough to put opeth back in its pokeball. Beat that.

I'm gay, I like to buttpineapple men.

BTA, WATCH OUT!

BTA, WATCH OUT!

Shhhh, don't destroy my plan.

Shhhh, don't destroy my plan.

I finally figured out what your sig meant. Buddies Find Fapping Super!

Darn you, I must protect BTA.

Mark prefers elbow spaghetti over string spaghetti.

You're no man.

To be a man means to have the XY gene and to have male reproductive organs. To be MASCULINE means to step on that damned spider.

I DRIVE TRUCKS AND EAT STEAKS MADE OF TRUCKS.

Now how's that for manly?

I eat battleships

E-penor +1

I eat beef jerky, shit out gunpowder, use that to kill cows, and make more beef jerky. The circle of life.

./manly

Silly opeth, back in your pokeball.

I'm manly enough to put opeth back in its pokeball. Beat that.

To be a man you must have honor and a peeeeeeeeeeeenis! (I have both)

E-peen + 9001

Whenever I find buggies in my apartment, I simply pick them up and put 'em back outside. I normally don't get much else besides spiders, though.

If my cats get to them before I do, that's a very different story.

Why would you be scared of something that is smaller than you and usually harmless. Only exception to me would be this:

 Spoiler

Oh and my friend and I were talking about bugs and we some how ended up talking about a giant flying spider. Hopefully that will never happen or all hell would break loose. Damn, a giant flying spider, that's actually kind of badass.

To the person who mentioned bugs as food, you made me hungry. I've always wanted to try roasted bugs, and every time i think of them, my stomach growls...

Why would you be scared of something that is smaller than you and usually harmless. Only exception to me would be this:

 Spoiler

Oh and my friend and I were talking about bugs and we some how ended up talking about a giant flying spider. Hopefully that will never happen or all hell would break loose. Damn, a giant flying spider, that's actually kind of badass.

To the person who mentioned bugs as food, you made me hungry. I've always wanted to try roasted bugs, and every time i think of them, my stomach growls...

That can't be real >____>; What species is that?!

That can't be real >____>; What species is that?!

Giant Golden Orb-web Spider

They rarely eat birds, this one was just a freak incident. Still insane though....

To be a man you must have honor and a peeeeeeeeeeeenis! (I have both)

E-peen + 9001

Wrong.

To be a man you must be.. me.

E-peen + 18002.

or mebe not

That can't be real >____>; What species is that?!

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-m...world.html

Yes, it is real.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-m...world.html

Yes, it is real.

I know thats real. The other one jesus..is it eating a hawk?

Looks like a duck.
Edit: Finch
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/fea...bird/13547

Spider eating a chicken, iirc. I read that article once, it's a huge goddamn spider.

That Bot Fly scared the living pineapple out of me.

That Bot Fly scared the living pineapple out of me.

....you watched it? ew

Off-topic: Is that Gastrodon in your avatar?

This thread is hotter than the loli thread

Hey guys I have a boob phobia, don't you dare post any on my southperry or I'll be forced to look at it.

I thought boob phobias just meant you were gay.

No, it means shut up