2011-06-02, 07:33 PM
Let's shoot some hoops!
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ITT: We write the most generic final battle speech one line at a time.
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2011-06-02, 08:33 PM
Unauthorized Intruder Wrote:Why did you attack <insert city name here> anyway? Don't you have anything better to do? Seriously, man. It does not do any good to anyone, and I HAVE to drag my ass from <insert hometown here> to defeat you. Do you have any idea how tiresome it was? Anyway, let's do this. Hello there Shikamaru. Look at your watch... I want you to know the time you died.
2011-06-03, 07:51 AM
Are you the one who hurt my friends? You should know that I cannot forgive anyone who hurts my friends. Power of friendship makes me stronger!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!GUUAAAAH! GUUUUAHH! GUAAAAH! This is the FINAL TECHNIQUE OF HEAVEN AND HELL, ANCIENT POWER OF AKUMA! FUREIMINGUSUPERITTO CANNON!!! *SWOOOOOOSH* ./stereotypical Shounen plotline
2011-06-03, 01:08 PM
You fool! With the mystical items not even a god could stop me! I am the ultimate being, perfection, a living nightmare!
2011-06-03, 01:14 PM
"I call bull'pomegranate! No freaking boss should be able to use a freaking 1-hit KO attack! I'm going to go online and look for some cheats to beat this son of a b'itching wh0re of a boss or my name isn't <insert random genital sounding name>!"
2011-06-04, 07:22 AM
Do you fools really think you can defeat me? I am more powerful than you could have ever hoped to be!
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