You're about to eat this...

This.

So chopsticks are fake utensils?

Whatever happened to your love for all things Japanese?

No, they're two sticks. Any idiot can use a stick or two to grab food with.

Chopsticks cause carpel tunnel as well, by the way.

First instinct is to grab a fork. Sometimes chopsticks, if I feel like it.

If I could use chopsticks properly, I'd go with those. Sadly, I've yet to master the art of eating with chopsticks, and so I'll go with a fork.

~Lyssa

No, they're two sticks. Any idiot can use a stick or two to grab food with.

Chopsticks cause carpel tunnel as well, by the way.

(inb4spidey)

so much sodium!

(inb4spidey)

Yeah, you're right. I don't have enough love for chopsticks.

I can use them perfectly fine, but... Give me a damn fork. pineapple using sticks to pick up pomegranate. This is the modern age --- we have REAL stuff to use.

If I could use chopsticks properly, I'd go with those. Sadly, I've yet to master the art of eating with chopsticks, and so I'll go with a fork.

~Lyssa

You have to hold it like this.

Yeah, you're right. I don't have enough love for chopsticks.

I can use them perfectly fine, but... Give me a damn fork. pineapple using sticks to pick up pomegranate. This is the modern age --- we have REAL stuff to use.

I prefer chopsticks to forks for these type of things. And you only bring up carpal tunnel because YOU HAVE IT.


Wimp.

Chopsticks, because I'm Asian

Chopsticks. I want some of that now....

I voted spoon. Because I eat my ramen with a goddamn spoon.

:f6:

I would vote chopsticks(other), but I don't use them if i'm lazy. In fact, i've only eaten it with chopsticks once.

@Shikage
lolwut

How about this?

 Spoiler

Good lord now you can cut your cheeks wide open while you wrestle with steak. *points at knife blade on fork tine*