Saddest ass piece of news I've ever seen.
#41
$6.60 for 10 minutes? Oh please. I can go out to a local bar or cafe in my town and pay very little to zero and talk with a chick. Jesus Christ, you'd have to have very little to zero experience with women to use this sort of shit. I would probably shit all over my pants if someone actually paid near 7 dollars to talk/chat with a girl over Xbox live. Then again, shouldn't be surprised, there are desperate and rather eccentric individuals out there..
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#42
Omni Wrote:$6.60 for 10 minutes? Oh please. I can go out to a local bar or cafe in my town and pay very little to zero and talk with a chick. Jesus Christ, you'd have to have very little to zero experience with women to use this sort of shit. I would probably shit all over my pants if someone actually paid near 7 dollars to talk/chat with a girl over Xbox live. Then again, shouldn't be surprised, there are desperate and rather eccentric individuals out there..

Yes, but by doing this you have to waste precious time going to the bar. Also, she won't game with you, and that's not cool.
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#43
Why would i want to go to a scummy bar and talk to some scummy whores so i can get some inebriated sexual entertainment when i could sit in front of my computer and talk to women while we play some gaems?
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#44
shouri Wrote:But women already do Rolleyes

You have to buy them stuff and be nice to 'em if you want the live stuff even from your wife Rolleyes

No obligations, you may opt out any time.

lmao.
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#45
Takebacker Wrote:Why would i want to go to a scummy bar and talk to some scummy whores so i can get some inebriated sexual entertainment when i could sit in front of my computer and talk to women while we play some gaems?

Or watch porn. Goggleemoticon
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#46
Takebacker Wrote:Why would i want to go to a scummy bar and talk to some scummy whores so i can get some inebriated sexual entertainment when i could sit in front of my computer and talk to women while we play some gaems?

Because this is the equivalent of prostitution and therapy whereas meeting "scummy whores" in bars requires you to actually put some effort into not being gross in order to achieve desired results. Paying girls to talk to you is hilarious.
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#47
*pathetic. Sorry, I meant pathetic. Not hilarious.
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#48
I love my scummy whores with high profile jobs and college degrees. I love my respectable gamer girls with scummy jobs and questionable degrees.
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#49
Sarah Wrote:Because this is the equivalent of prostitution and therapy whereas meeting "scummy whores" in bars requires you to actually put some effort into not being gross in order to achieve desired results. Paying girls to talk to you is hilarious.

Let's not forget that that scummy whore may be married or have a boyfriend, and he is in that bar as well. Then pomegranate just hit the fan because she conveniently left out the details that she's got someone else and you wake up with a black eye and reek of pee.
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#50
IllegallySane Wrote:Let's not forget that that scummy whore may be married or have a boyfriend, and he is in that bar as well. Then pomegranate just hit the fan because she conveniently left out the details that she's got someone else and you wake up with a black eye and reek of pee.

Getting beaten up would still be more human contact then you'll ever get sitting in your room jerking off to some girl who's being paid to pretend you don't make her sick.

You do.
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#51
Sarah Wrote:Getting beaten up would still be more human contact then you'll ever get sitting in your room jerking off to some girl who's being paid to pretend you don't make her sick.

You do.

and the former will make you scared pomegranateless to talk to girls for a while because you got lied to and become paranoid, or at the very least you stay the hell away from bars when it comes to finding your soooooulmate. Well if it's only the latter it's a good life experience then.
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#52
IllegallySane Wrote:and the former will make you scared pomegranateless to talk to girls for a while because you got lied to and become paranoid, or at the very least you stay the hell away from bars when it comes to finding your soooooulmate. Well if it's only the latter it's a good life experience then.

Soulmate? Who goes to a bar to find their soulmate? Even if you... for some reason do, you've got a better chance of meeting someone at a bar than you do on this program. You know why? Because if a girl talks to you at the bar it's because you must genuinely interest her, even if she's piss drunk that means SOMETHING. The girls in this program are paid to talk to you. It's a false reality, and what's worse is they will probably trash you hard as soon as you/they log off. If you go to a bar and get shut down, they forget about you immediately thanks to alcohol.
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#53
Sarah Wrote:Because this is the equivalent of prostitution and therapy whereas meeting "scummy whores" in bars requires you to actually put some effort into not being gross in order to achieve desired results. Paying girls to talk to you is hilarious.

I wouldn't equate it to prostitution, even though it's similar at best. It's not like you're paying for sex.

I like to think talking to a scummy whore requires no effort. I wasn't completely serious in that post, fyi.
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#54
Submitted my email to notify me when the site comes back up.

So who wants to pay me $20 an hour to game with them? =D
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#55
Wholeheartedly lol'd.
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#56
Sarah Wrote:Soulmate? Who goes to a bar to find their soulmate? Even if you... for some reason do, you've got a better chance of meeting someone at a bar than you do on this program. You know why? Because if a girl talks to you at the bar it's because you must genuinely interest her, even if she's piss drunk that means SOMETHING. The girls in this program are paid to talk to you. It's a false reality, and what's worse is they will probably trash you hard as soon as you/they log off. If you go to a bar and get shut down, they forget about you immediately thanks to alcohol.

Nah, I know most people don't go to bars for their significant other. Just placing a rather big what-if. Regardless though, making a drunk female interested in you is still bad. It's like trying to woo over a person when they're sleep deprived: it's a rather hollow victory. Winning over someone outside of a bar is a true win.
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#57
Takebacker Wrote:Why would i want to go to a scummy bar and talk to some scummy whores so i can get some inebriated sexual entertainment when i could sit in front of my computer and talk to women while we play some gaems?

Or you could just save yourself some money, embrace being weird, and buy an anime pillow to spoon with at night, which is actually more respectable than paying to just talk with a woman.
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#58
Girls that you pay up front for whatever service (video games, phone sex, a blowjob) won't give a damn about you or your interests. They're in it for the money. Even if they're taken, they'll say they're single (and possibly just recently single for that hint of pity) so you'll feel like you have some long-shot chance, making you want more of whatever service, leading to more money.

Man, I should be a hooker.
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#59
Why pay for entertainment when i can just get off by being yelled at by Sarah for free?
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#60
[COLOR="Magenta"]SWEET. I just found me a new job.

Any takers ~_^??[/COLOR]
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