Could you get someone pregnant this way?

but who cares. feminazi scientists have done the impossible and made lesbians able to have natural children. we men are obsolete now. with robotics, our strength is useless, and with computers out minds are worthless. penis? dildos my friend. yep, in every way, men as a gender for humanity are now no longer needed.

Men are only good for one thing.
But how often do you need to parallel park, anyway?

I cant believe some people actually thought you could get preggers from these two scenarios a-@

Really, if you did think so, you seen Clerks II one too many times, thats for dam sure.


Theres this lil area in dat der vagerna, that needs a stimulatins to relaxers it and makes it possibles for dem spermies to swim swim shimmie on up der. Im purty sure that pissing doesnt do dat kinda relaxing. Now, if they took a kleenex and wiped da man goo up and shoved it on up there and wiggled it around, THEN it might be possible.

1)Unless your sperm is on the seat, which should be visible to any woman with the sense of sight, the water in the toilet would have neutralized any cluster of sperm that could impregnate her. And even if you do sperm on the seat, last time I checked, a woman's vagina was not on her hips.

2)Same thing with water again. The force of the hot water in the bath tub would not only sterile/kill the sperm. Not only that, but in order for it to get in her vagina, she would probably have to masturbate in there. Either way, it won't happen. Also, clean out the bathtub ladies. Especially if you live with these sick perverts

And, to save this thread from sexual depravity, I give you this.

The toilet seat thing... I don't think that would happen, unless you managed to get your sister to rub her vag on the same spot that you ejaculated on.


The bath thing --- That's highly possible. There was an incident where a young girl got pregnant in the bathtub after her brother ejaculated into the bath, just before the sister took her bath (not the same bath water).

It's possible, so I would avoid both situations, although the first is highly improbable.

OK KIDS.... YOU CAN'T GET KNOCKED UP FROM SEMEN ON THE TOILET SEAT. IT HAS TO BE INSIDE A WOMANS FALLOPIAN TUBE AND GO INTO THE EGG. UNLESS HER TUBE IS OUTSIDE HER BODY THEN IT CAN'T HAPPEN.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

Never was....

OK KIDS.... YOU CAN'T GET KNOCKED UP FROM SEMEN ON THE TOILET SEAT. IT HAS TO BE INSIDE A WOMANS FALLOPIAN TUBE AND GO INTO THE EGG. UNLESS HER TUBE IS OUTSIDE HER BODY THEN IT CAN'T HAPPEN.



Never was....

If there was help... Let's say her hand, for instance... Then it is highly possible for it to happen -- although not very likely.

No. There is no chance. But one sec.... lemme write that in my nursing book and ask when I get back to school in January

FUCKING LOL'D.

Greatest thread in the history of Southperry. Hands down.

By the way, you can't get a girl pregnant if you screw her while she's standing up.

lol... you guys need a sex ed course.

This is just... WOW.

hey guis wuts goin on in dis thred?????

Katie, you're posting in a funhouse thread.

Just thought that I'd remind you.

13 year old boys, and such.

ohyea...

Never was....

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You can definitely get pregnant from oral-sex.

The bath thing --- That's highly possible. There was an incident where a young girl got pregnant in the bathtub after her brother ejaculated into the bath, just before the sister took her bath (not the same bath water).

It's possible, so I would avoid both situations, although the first is highly improbable.

god no, learn some biology. that guy boinged his sister, there is no way in hell that you can get preggo like that. the sperm will die in the bath water, despite what spidey said it can not survive in the sun.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

she? spidey has a vagina? NICEEEE

wait, i sence a futa!!

You can definitely get pregnant from oral-sex.

only if the girl that swallowed goes down on another girl.

I don't care, i laugh at anything, so keep em coming spidey xd

on-topic: this topic reminds me of that newspaper ad of a woman asking if she could get pregnant by doing anal without a condom...

FUCKING LOL'D.

Greatest thread in the history of Southperry. Hands down.

By the way, you can't get a girl pregnant if you screw her while she's standing up.

Or if she's on top. Simple physics.

Well, if she's on top, then the penis is on an angle, so it's still possible. Standing upright is the only solution.

Well, if she's on top, then the penis is on an angle, so it's still possible. Standing upright is the only solution.

Have you ever had sex before? I don't think you have.

god no, learn some biology. that guy boinged his sister, there is no way in hell that you can get preggo like that. the sperm will die in the bath water, despite what spidey said it can not survive in the sun.



she? spidey has a vagina? NICEEEE

wait, i sence a futa!!



only if the girl that swallowed goes down on another girl.

... It was in the news. She had an un-broken heimen and she was pregnant. Unless both of them undressed infront of eachother and he ejaculated into her opened vagina...