The have you ever thread

Nope and http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tul...gle+Search

Have you ever stabbed someone?

No, unfortunately.

Have you ever peed your pants in public after age 10?

[COLOR="White"]Not literally.
[/COLOR]~Nib stole my post

I hope not. If I did, it forgot about it.

Have you ever picked you nose?

Yes I have, I do it every free minute I have!

Have you ever been caught touching yourself in your...area.

Yeah, someone saw me scratching my head the other day.

Have you ever argued with a "ccplz"er, and if so, did you win the argument?

Yes. No, but his friend gave me a map on another channel.

Have you ever posted in this thread before?

No.
I'm lying.
Have you ever lied in a post? I haven't, for sure.
Mom, look! I did it again!

Of course not (This statement is false).

Have you ever had chocolate-flavored soda?

Yes, and I am going to keep it that way.

Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

No. What significant other?

Are you Hazzy?

NO.

Are you an idiot?

Yes

Have you ever been drunk?

My lawyer said not to talk about....

Have you ever been so bored you thought about raping a dog?

Not at all.

Have you ever met the president?

We call our local mayor president here. o.o So in that case yes. XD

Ever been to a night club? o:

Of course.

Have you ever used your cellphone in the dark to find something you lost?

I do that every night. I also use it to find my bed and to make sure I don't step on anything. :3

Have you ever eaten a bug! !

Yes, flies >_>;

Have you ever been called a fanboy/girl?

Probably...

Have you ever made a thread in a forum everyone liked?

A thread that everyone liked, or a forum that everone lied?
Thread? ish. Forum? Yes, I've made post on popular forums.

Have you ever raped a dog? *Even in dreams*