[Webcomic] MSPA: Let me tell you about Homestuck...

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Post Scratch Meenah

not sounding like Pre Scratch Meenah? Now that's just being silly. Although it does have a severe lack of fish puns, and sounds a whee bit angrier. The visual pun was good enough though.

I know, it's just you'd think a

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GROWN UP EMPRESS OF THE SEA

would sound a bit classier.

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Who needs to sound classy when you have so much bling?

Anyway, like Spades Slick to Jack Noir before her, Meenah was meant to characterize the Condesce before having her meaningfully interact with the other characters. Having her sound classy would've been weird.

Personally, I find it not so surprising that she has an identical quirk to Meenah, but that she's communicating with other characters in the first place.

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DOINT WRITE WHILT DRONK U LUSHEY DUMBO

Well, she ain't drunk no more.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Oh my. This update is worrying me.

12/14/2012 + 12/15/2012

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What a silly story. Also, LORD ENGLISH. HE IS ALREADY HERE.

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So Cassi is the firefly... interesting.

12/16/2012

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SERENITY IS CALLIOPE. THAT SWIRL ON HER MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

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Whoa... did- did she just leave the game session altogether?

12/17/2012

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Oh ho ho, the SBURB logo!

>Last page. I'm not exactly liking that ominous look.

I did this today.

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Amazing.

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12/18/2012

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INB4 successful Calliope from alternate timeline IS LORD ENGLISH. WHAT A SHI'TTY TWIST!

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Am I the only one who thinks doomed!alternate!Calliope could be the Beta Batterwitch?
We've still never seen/heard about the Beta Batterwitch aside from the fact that she's "not human" and that she bakes. (And wasn't there something about Calliope baking cupcakes or whatever?)

12/19/2012 + 12/20/2012

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I am now REALLY curious what Rogues of Void are capable of.

Also, WAT IS ROSE DOING THERE. WHAT IF HER PRESENCE ALERTS LORD ENGLISH OF CALLIOPE'S LOCATION!?!

Additional 12/20/2012

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I'm dying here. That was beautiful.

Also
Solarboy: CaliLOLpe

12/21/2012 + 12/22/2012

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DAT KISS ON FOLDER. ALL SHIPS ROXY WITH CONDESCE HAVE LAUNCHED.

What did she wanted Roxy to do? Must know!

Hey look, free ring!

BULL PENIS UMBRELLA

Lmao this update.

Well.

I was not expecting that.

Hahaha christ.