Ask May Anything - Jon

Who's the girl and the dog in your profile picture?

Lady Gaga and Fozzi.

 bark bark

Hi Jon! :3 :3

Tea or Coffee?

Favourite curse word/combination of them?
Favourite fruit?
Best Grace vid in your opinion?
If you could have a different name what would you like.
If I had a different name, what do you think it would be?

Youre stranded on an island with a mermaid, top half fish or bottom half?
Why are you so beautiful?

Hi Jon! :3 :3

Tea or Coffee?

Hi Razmap!!! :3
I don't particularly care for coffee and I don't drink enough tea. So, tea.

Favourite curse word/combination of them?

"Motherf'uckin' tits" often comes out of my mouth, under my breath.

Favourite fruit?

Oranges. Or non-squishy grapes. Bananas are cool too. Tomatoes, on the other hand, are my least favorite fruit/vegetable/FOOD.

Best Grace vid in your opinion?

 My favorite Grace video

[video=youtube;GYr4KYXunn0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYr4KYXunn0[/video]

If you could have a different name what would you like.

I like the name Alexander. Skarsgardcoughcough.

If I had a different name, what do you think it would be?

I think you'd be a good Franco. Or how about Matias. Or MIGUEL.

Youre stranded on an island with a mermaid, top half fish or bottom half?

Why not a fully fishy mermaid? I'll go with.. top half fish. That sounds interesting.

Why are you so beautiful?

The world may never know.

100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

I would also like to know the answer, but augmented to include this.

Honey could you pick up some lube on your way home?

Favorite pizza topping?

Honey could you pick up some lube on your way home?

Is something stuck? Would WD-40 do the job?

Favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni is my go-to topping, but I'm not afraid to have other things! I enjoy spinach on white pizza (.. that's the only thing coming to mind right now).

Favorite race of dog?

Is something stuck? Would WD-40 do the job?

Nah, I'm looking to prevent potential sticking, not treat it. That being said, we might need WD-40 in the morning, though, so get that too.

Your ad here?

Was there any ground-breaking occurrence that made you realize you're bi? Were you scared?

Probably really personal but it's fascinating to me how people realize they're of a different sexual orientation than hetero.

do she got the booty?

Favorite race of dog?

I absolutely ADORE corgis! Pembroke Welsh, specifically.

Nah, I'm looking to prevent potential sticking, not treat it. That being said, we might need WD-40 in the morning, though, so get that too.

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Your ad here?

Where? How much? How long?

Was there any ground-breaking occurrence that made you realize you're bi? Were you scared?

Probably really personal but it's fascinating to me how people realize they're of a different sexual orientation than hetero.

I think I really realized it after hanging out with my best friend in high school. We'd sleep in the same bed and I'd wake up before him and just lay there admiring the fact that a boy was in my bed.. But at the same time, I was dating a girl. So. Yeah. Bisexuality!

do she got the booty?

You got the booty.

I think I really realized it after hanging out with my best friend in high school. We'd sleep in the same bed and I'd wake up before him and just lay there admiring the fact that a boy was in my bed.

That is so adorably sweet I may have to marry you. Or auction you to the highest bidder. Something.

What is the answer to the Game of Life?

HEY. How are you today

Can you come visit me I visited you it's only fair!

I didn't get to add you on pintrest - whats your username.

Thanks.