Hi, I'm God
#21
Sorry I don't believe in you. You're faker than these pony guys or half the females on the Internet.
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#22
Do you, by any chance, have last name Zilla and loved to attack Japan around 2 decades ago?
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#23
[COLOR="blue"]Oh cool, blue is my favourite colour too...
How did the universe look before anything was there?

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#24
OB3LISK Wrote:Sorry I don't believe in you. You're faker than these pony guys or half the females on the Internet.

If you believe in science, you believe in me, they are merely my instruments to my symphony.

Unauthorized Intruder Wrote:Do you, by any chance, have last name Zilla and loved to attack Japan around 2 decades ago?

That was result of nuclear waste from Japan's factories mutating a lizard. It was soon killed off by giant squids 300 miles beneath the ocean, it's a shame you guys missed it.

Dredragon Wrote:[COLOR="blue"]Oh cool, blue is my favourite colour too...
How did the universe look before anything was there?

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Black, pure black.
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#25
Ah, okay den. I always thought it was white like in futurama...
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#26
What IS the world God only knows?
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#27
What rating would you give the current society as a whole?
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#28
Smooth Criminal Wrote:What IS the world God only knows?

There isn't any fallable way to describe them in the available terms within your language. You must die to live in the world I do.

maplefreak26 Wrote:What rating would you give the current society as a whole?

If the bible was true only 1% of the world would probably be in heaven, and 90% of that 1% would be children.
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#29
Hi, God. Will you make the loli-horse squad disappear? Please?
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#30
It is beyond my power to eradicate an entire group without immense repercussions, that and once again I have made it a point not to get involved with social affairs.
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#31
Damn you. Go to hell. And stay there! >Sad
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#32
How come you think race relations within the United States are based on population instead of past historical events?
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#33
Anymore questions? I'm in a good mood today.
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#34
How long is a Chinese name
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#35
So, like, how does heaven work? Do we get a house? How big is the house? And what if my tiger is in heaven? But my tiger LOVES eating humans? Would you remove him, thus making me unhappy? Or you would prohibit my tiger from eating humans, thus making him unhappy?
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#36
KhainiWest Wrote:I unfortunately cannot see the future or a lot of mistakes would have been avoided.

Blasphemy!

I didn't know you were a woman.
Come to think of it, things make sense now.
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#37
My only question..

Why?
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#38
KhainiWest Wrote:Survive.

Wrong, it's 42! I thought God knew everything!?
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#39
God if you're all powerful and "good" why do you let evil exist in the world?

Can you make an immovable object?
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#40
Dark Link Wrote:Wrong, it's 42! I thought God knew everything!?

42 is the answer to life, not the meaning of life. There is a difference.
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