Make a huge deal out of something nobody cares about.

These panties make my balls itch.

These panties make my balls itch.

YOU SHOULD GET SOFTER ONES.

Kunagisa.

YOU SHOULD GET SOFTER ONES.

Yes, Mute, get softer balls.

Y so srs, gaiz?

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Oh em gee.

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YOU SHOULD GET SOFTER ONES.

YOU DON'T SEEM TO F'UCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GODDAMN PROBLEM IS HERE, DO YOU SNOT-FOR-BRAINS? WHEN I GODDAMN WEAR PANTIES THE MOTEHRF'UCKERS COMPRESS THE HAIRS ON MY SKIN INTO MY CROTCH AND MY BALLS. AFTER TOO MANY F'UCKING HOURS THEY START TO F'UCKING ITCH WORSE THAN A CAMEL. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A F'UCKING PISS MY plantain'S ALREADY SO F'UCKING COMPRESSED THAT THE INSTANT I EVEN SET FOOT INTO A BATHROOM MY GODDAMN BOWELS DECIDE TO F'UCKING EVACUATE WITH THE TEMPRE OR A BENOIT ROID-RAGE OUTBURST. THE pomegranate IS SO EMBARRASSING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT HELLISH EXPERIENCE. IT'S LIKE SAYING TO A KID "YOU MOTHER F'UCKING DUMPSTER FARMER I HATE YOU YOU ROTTEN BASTARD SH'ITHEAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED BUT INSTEAD THE B'ITCH JUST F'UCKING HAD TO KEEP YOU. GET THE PISSING HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU WORTHLESS ROCK CHOKER. GO F'UCKING PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF pomegranate." THE PRESSURE IS TOO F'UCKING MUCH TO GODDAMN DEAL WITH, AND JUST SO LIFE CAN RAM ME UP THE ASS EVEN HARDER WHEN I'M ALL DONE THE SH'ITTING THINGS WON'T GO ON RIGHT. SO NOW YOU'VE GOT A PISSY GROIN ON YOUR PANTS, AND YOUR BALLS ENJOY THE MOMENT OF FREEDOM THEY GET BY FORCING YOU TO HAVE TO PISS LIKE HOW GAGA HAS TO WEAR RIDICULOUS OUTFITS, THEN WHEN YOU SAY TO THEM "OKAY BOYS BACK INTO THE PANTIES" THEY FIGHT IT ALL THE WAY AND MAKE YOU SO F'UCKING ITCHY THERE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT SCRATCH THE SONS OF BI'TCHES RIGHT IN F'UCKING PUBLIC, THEN ALL THE WOMEN AROUND YOU START TO STARE AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE SOME F'UCKING RADIOACTIVE ASSH'OLE OR SOME pomegranate AND WONDER WHY THE F'UCK YOU WERE EVEN BORN.