Sister's Pseudo-Boyfriend comes over too much

Uhmm listen music so loud so that you get deaf, you won't be able to hear anything else but at least you won't have to listen to them. Or get a girlfriend and visit her every single day. Or...or...just sit in between them and say ackward stuff

I like my hearing, nty, too nerdy / that would be rude. Last one might work. Got any suggestions?

Bad jokes, something gross, "Where did you buy those shoes? (or anything he's wearing) They're kind of ugly." Bathroom stuff, or just geeky stuff that will get them bored but they will feel so akward that won't be able to ask you to shut up, ask him about his ex girlfriends, I don't know...try until something works...

Or tell him "I have problems sleeping but what I do is:

Eat a lot of cheese during the day, and before you go to bed take a massively painful shi't. The screams and moans of pain combined with the constant pushing of the muscles in your stomach will make you tired enough to sleep at night.

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Bad jokes, something gross, "Where did you buy those shoes? (or anything he's wearing) They're kind of ugly." Bathroom stuff, or just geeky stuff that will get them bored but they will feel so akward that won't be able to ask you to shut up, ask him about his ex girlfriends, I don't know...try until something works...

Or tell him "I have problems sleeping but what I do is:
"

Eat a lot of cheese during the day, and before you go to bed take a massively painful shi't. The screams and moans of pain combined with the constant pushing of the muscles in your stomach will make you tired enough to sleep at night.

Eat a lot of cheese during the day, and before you go to bed take a massively painful shi't. The screams and moans of pain combined with the constant pushing of the muscles in your stomach will make you tired enough to sleep at night.

So vile that it broke 3 images.