[NSFW] Southperotica.

The fact that it's completely unrealistic? If it was a Lynx it would have been a little more believable. But the penis on the biggest of normal cats isn't big enough to go into a vagina to be able to feel it like she told, much less break a hymen. hahaha

But it gave me a laugh just because of how impossible it was.

Arousing men does not require something being realistic. It's not a rational thing.

Arousing men does not require something being realistic. It's not a rational thing.

Pretty sure it does. Rational =/= realistic.

Writing ain't really my department. Drawing, on the other hand...

Are drawings also welcomed here?

If there's no nudity then it isn't porn, right?

por·nog·ra·phy
1. Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

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The fact that it's completely unrealistic? If it was a Lynx it would have been a little more believable. But the penis on the biggest of normal cats isn't big enough to go into a vagina to be able to feel it like she told, much less break a hymen. hahaha

But it gave me a laugh just because of how impossible it was.

I'm glad someone found it funny, without even knowing the context as to why I wrote it. It wasn't meant to be arousing, it was meant to be humerus.

I'm glad someone found it funny, without even knowing the context as to why I wrote it. It wasn't meant to be arousing, it was meant to be humerus.

The ending sort of told me that was what you were going for, but I wasn't 100% sure since I've seen a erotic horse fic that was meant to be taken as a completely serious work of erotic literature.

I'd do a ClawofBetaxShawnJohnson, but none of you will get boners.

The ending sort of told me that was what you were going for, but I wasn't 100% sure since I've seen a erotic horse fic that was meant to be taken as a completely serious work of erotic literature.

Yeah, if you were in the thread I wrote it for, it's more obvious that it was made for comical purposes.

I don't see it being removed so I guess that depth of detail is okay, and I guess I'm fine with not going any deeper into detail than that. If I get in the mood to write something, I'll make something.

Oh dear, I can't let zach see this thread

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This is going to fail. Epically.

This is going to fail. Epically.

I think it's an okay idea, it just requires people to not be lazy, which a lot of people are. If I was on SP longer I may be able to come up with something good. As for right now, I only have pairings for a handful of users.

Catboners are prickly this fiction is terrible

-Story-

...wat.
That was really surprising.

I think it's an okay idea, it just requires people to not be lazy, which a lot of people are. If I was on SP longer I may be able to come up with something good. As for right now, I only have pairings for a handful of users.

Pick two random members and place them together. Have a gay story with Takebacker and ClawofBeta about huge "post counts". Have a straight story with Katie and Rob. Have another gay story with Sarah and Mira.

Straight and female gay stories would be a little harder and more rare to do since there are less "famous" female members compared to "famous" male members.

Of course some rule 63 could change that.

I just wrote part one of my story. I started losing interest, I'll pick it up again later. This should provide as a good example for others, though. Hopefully there are more creative/better writers than me though.

 Derp! The Black Magician: part one

"Derp... hurpa derp, derp!" Combattente trotted through the funhouse as though he had a secret. He looked around suspiciously before vanishing through a big brown door.

Greg was intrigued, and he wasn’t about to let Combattente have fun on his turf. Charging at the door; he smashed it down, only to find there was no one or nothing in sight. It was just a dark, empty room. Greg knew there was something fishy going on. Suddenly he heard it; the squealing of pain… or was it pleasure? He placed his ear against the furthest wall.

“DERRRRRRRRP, DEEEEEERRRRRRRP!!!”

Greg stumbled back, shocked. What could be going on in there? It didn’t sound pleasant… but on the other hand, most things Combattente said didn’t sound pleasant. Greg was determined to find a way in. That’s when he spotted it, a black cloak with golden lining, hanging on the wall. Greg slipped on this cloak, it completely shaded his face, but his eyes seemed to glow. He felt kind of powerful.

With his new-found cloak, Greg ran his fingers across the walls closest to where the squealing was loudest. Finally he found it… a knob… a secret door! Greg was ecstatic. As he pulled open the door, he was made witness to something terrible… something criminal…

Combattente lay bent over a short table, a small winged leatty penetrating him from behind.

“Derp… are you the black magician?” Combattente looked at the cloaked Greg. “Come on, you can join in. I’ve fantasized about this,” he smiled a derply smile.

Greg was repulsed… but he was also very flattered. Sure, maybe he was being mistaken for someone he wasn’t… but a compliment is a compliment. Greg decided it was okay, as long as his face wasn’t revealed. “Sure, what do I do?”

“Derp,” Combattente stood up, “Bend over the table… wait… is your face okay?”

Greg panicked, “N…NO! It’s all rotten and skeleton-like. I have been dead for centuries after all! Please, please allow me to keep my face hidden. I’m a little self-concious.”

“I want to say I get it, but I’m unable to comprehend shame, derp. But that’s fine, have it your way. It’s more fun with more mystery.” Combattente walked up behind the now bent over Greg and pulled up the cloak around his waste, exposing his ass. “DERRRP!” He squealed with delight before smacking Greg’s ass. “Hey, Russt, keep watch at the door… if anyone found out I was with the Black Magician, I wouldn’t get a chance!”

The winged leatty fluttered around the exit. A sweat drop dripped to the ground… he had been working hard for a long time under Combattente’s rule. He was happy for this change of position.

Greg gulped hard, he had never been with anyone before and couldn’t believe he was about to get derp’d. It was a scary situation… but he steeled himself and prepared for first Quantact.

To be continued…

i'm now scarred for life

I am now seriously temped to write something up about you (Sarah), a Monster Book, and Nexon. Of course since this is mainly about two or more Southperry members together I guess I would throw in another person to keep it on-topic.

I am now seriously temped to write something up about you (Sarah), a Monster Book, and Nexon. Of course since this is mainly about two or more Southperry members together I guess I would throw in another person to keep it on-topic.

Go ahead, it's all about fun. Unless it's terribly malicious I'm not going to get mad.

edit: I think anyone included in these should actually be flattered, really.

Have a straight story with Katie and Rob.

Wait... what? I feel flattered.