Filp Hole

I can't fit into that.

This is a lot of freaking technology invested for making fapping better.

And I thought the Tenga egg was a waste of money.


Back to the ol' hand.

This is a lot of freaking technology invested for making fapping better.

I would never use something like this, but it is nice to see that men are getting as equal treatment as women when it comes to sex toys.

I can't fit into that.

This is a lot of freaking technology invested for making fapping better.

Silly big dicks!

I would never use something like this, but it is nice to see that men are getting as equal treatment as women when it comes to sex toys.

Are asian penises really that small?

Are asian penises really that small?

Are white penises that big?



Same shit.

Why'd you bold hit?

But seriously, who are they marketing that towards? 12 year olds? How could anybody possibly fit into that. And why is it so long? Who has a penis that thin and long. Nobody, that's who.

Why'd you bold hit?

Hitting bitches with your plantain?

But seriously, who are they marketing that towards? 12 year olds? How could anybody possibly fit into that. And why is it so long? Who has a penis that thin and long. Nobody, that's who.

Pencil dicks son, pencil dicks.

I wonder what happens after 50 times use.

I wonder what happens after 50 times use.

The same thing that happens to women after 50 uses.

The same thing that happens to a women after 50 uses.

It asks where the relationship is going and when it can move in with you?

It asks where the relationship is going and when it can move in with you?

No, that happens after the first use. Maybe even before.

No, that happens after the first use. Maybe even before.

Right, by the time you hit 50 uses you'd already have used a considerable amount of your funds, time, and effort on it. By the time you hit 50, it makes excuses every time you try to use it, and then nags at you about how you've changed and how you don't treat it the same as you used to.

And about how you forgot to put the seat down.

Right, by the time you hit 50 uses you'd already have used a considerable amount of your funds, time, and effort on it. By the time you hit 50, it makes excuses every time you try to use it, and then nags at you about how you've changed and how you don't treat it the same as you used to.

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Nah it's probably just pretty loose and sloppy by the 50th go. You've both let yourself go and stopped cleaning up before hand. The romance is gone and all that's left is a stinky, crusty shell.

Nah it's probably just pretty loose and sloppy by the 50th go. You've both let yourself go and stopped cleaning up before hand. The romance is gone and all that's left is a stinky, crusty shell.

It's okay, only a handful of Southperrians will make it past 10.

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Then you get into arguments on a regular basis over crap you would have never made a big deal out of if it happened when the two of you were first with each other. As if you're just arguing for the sake of arguing.