Win A Trip To Japan!

"Dear Japan,

I hear you have many statues of penis' that you idolize. I would like to visit your country in order to see some of those, what we call in america, monsters. Please don't rob an open-and-willing blonde american girl a chance to see a lot of dong. I love dong.

I love Japan. Thanks for your consideration."

Considering the entry has to be in English, anyone who writes it in JP will be disqualified. Otherwise, I would have written mine in JP too.

Says nothing in the rules that it has to be written in english~

"Dear Japan,

I hear you have many statues of penis' that you idolize. I would like to visit your country in order to see some of those, what we call in america, monsters. Please don't rob an open-and-willing blonde american girl a chance to see a lot of dong. I love dong.

I love Japan. Thanks for your consideration."

And nvm sarah just won.

"Dear Japan,

I hear you have many statues of penis' that you idolize. I would like to visit your country in order to see some of those, what we call in america, monsters. Please don't rob an open-and-willing blonde american girl a chance to see a lot of dong. I love dong.

I love Japan. Thanks for your consideration."

Japan's response:

Says nothing in the rules that it has to be written in english~

No, but if they were accepting Japanese entries, they would have that option and the site would be partly in JP. Don't you think it'd be a bit unfair if JP was accepted, since if any actual JP people from the United States were to sign up, they'd pretty much win automatically?