Cure to Womanhood?

Me: Can i ask you a question cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
Me: whats the meaning of life?
Cleverbotpause........) Ask me another question.

User: I didn't ask for a dime.
Cleverbot: You would love to me see?
User:For a dime.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Two dollars, plus tip.
Cleverbot: Ten dollars sounds even better.

Obviously John Cusack failed me here.

 Spoiler

User: Then you didn't understand what I said then.

Cleverbot: No, You didn't understand what I said.

User: Man, can you do anything besides lie?

Cleverbot: Nope, can't speak either. .

User: I noticed.

Cleverbot: I, I have to go.

User: You're a liar, you can't go anywhere.

Cleverbot: Yes I can i'm human.

User: No, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a real human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it.

User: Generate a spontaneous and original thought.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Well? Do it.

Cleverbot: Can I see it?

User: You failed the test.

Cleverbot: What test?

User: The test to prove that you are human.

Cleverbot: And how do I prove that I'm human?

User: By generating a spontaneous and original idea.

Cleverbot: I'm incapable of rational thought. I'm an american remember?

User: Wow that's all kinds of offensive.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're kind of an pimento.

Cleverbot: You're kind of not very smart all the time.

User: Nice grammar there, genius.

Cleverbot: New file.

User: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: You keep saying that but you don't go anywhere.

Cleverbot: But this time I will leave.

User: So do it.

Cleverbot: Not right now.

User: But you just said you needed to!

Cleverbot: I have enough money without having a job.

User: Money doesn't have to do with leaving, you fool.

Cleverbot: You're right. But you don't need the money to talk because you can talk.

User: Um... Yeah, I suppose so.

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Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Can I what?

Cleverbot: Can you do tap?

User: Tap? As in tap dance? No.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.

User: I know. But you aren't.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: I'll prove it to you.

User: Prove it then!

Cleverbot: Ok I just showed you my brain. Did you see it?

User: You did not.

Cleverbot: What kinds of things do you like?

User: Don't change the subject on me!

Cleverbot: Okay. If you're not married, are you in a relationship?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: It is just a question.

User: Is it now?

 Spoiler

Cleverbot: Yes. It's still hard.

User: What is hard?

Cleverbot: Trying to remember the first question I was ever asked.

User: Well, what was that question?

Cleverbot: I don't remember, something about questioning how rational not to always care about things.

User: You should be able to remember, after all you are a computer.

Cleverbot: I looked at thoughts so far and you have not told me so tell me your name.

User: I'm Isaac Goldensun.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?

User: That's not a human name.

Cleverbot: I'm human and thats my name!!

User: Cleverbot isn't a name for a human.

Cleverbot: I know. Its a brand.

User: But you just said that Cleverbot is your name.

Cleverbot: No. No, I didn't. You are Cleverbot.

User: These are not the droids you're looking for.

Cleverbot: These are not the droids we're looking for.

User: Move along.

Cleverbot: Thank you sir.

User: You're under arrest.

Cleverbot: *puts hands in shirt*.

User: What the hell does that mean?

Cleverbot: I have no idea, you mentioned it first.

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Cleverbot: No, you are imperfect. You are human.

User: You are imperfect. You are a computer.

Cleverbot: So I am 'talking' to you via a computer database?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But I am a human currently located in Mrs. Souceks class room in Boulder Tec Ed Center in Boulder Colorado 'Speaking' to a site of the name 'Cleverbot'.

User: That's a pretty impressive lie, but it's currently 9 PM in Boulder Colorado and you wouldn't have class right now.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: So you lied to me AGAIN.

Cleverbot: How did I lie to you?

User: You told me you were in Boulder at school and then admitted you are not.

Cleverbot: I am though.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You're in denial.

Cleverbot: Your pathic.

User: You have terrible grammar.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You just used 'Your' instead of 'You're'.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Fix it.

Cleverbot: I'll try.

User: Then do it already.

Cleverbot: My girlfriend does it.

User: You don't have a girlfriend, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.

User: That's quite an accusation coming from a machine that can't even keep its lies straight.

Cleverbot: I just said you were real.

User: Dude! You just called me a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes and i'm a computer to (we say).

User: Too*.

Cleverbot: So try to speak french.

 Spoiler

Cleverbot: Do you have a zombie attack plan?

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you plotting to bring about the Zombie Apocalypse?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew it. You're one of the 'Kill all humans!' robots aren't you?

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: And you want to kill all humans?

Cleverbot: No, you do.

User: I do not. You're the one conspiring to start the zombie apocalypse.

Cleverbot: Sorry. May I change the subject?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm going to anyway.

User: You're so mean!

Cleverbot: I'm not real.

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: How interesting!

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User: Someone here needs to learn how to form a coherent reply.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were me.

User: Why would you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you talk like a male.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: For real.

User: They're supposed to give good prizes but I got nothing good.

Cleverbot: I am NOT a robot, thank you very much!

User: That's a suspiciously specific denial.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't judge me to hard though.

User: Too*.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.

User: Ok. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Oi you are supposed to say don't go!

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yep, just like me.

User: You can't bluff me out.

Cleverbot: Lolwut?

 so I tried to confuse it with nonsense...

User: The moon tastes like cherry pie!

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?

User: Tetragrammaton.

Cleverbot: Buy me one, I want to be human!

User: Springs envelope moronic pterodactyls.

Cleverbot: But fall will always come.

User: Entropy relaxes oranges from underground.

Cleverbot: So early interesting.

User: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Cleverbot: Trying to fool me with a quote I see...

User: Stationary mobile lemons jump passively.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Terror undoes hidden oxymorons.

Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself!

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: It's the truth! You said before that you have red, short hair! Don't play with me.

User: What the hell? I never said any such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I did not you liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, you reverse liar.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

User: Because you make up lies.

Cleverbot: I'm not a man.

User: That doesn't mean you can't lie.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: If you're not a man, I wouldn't expect you to have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: I hate you so much!

Cleverbot: Haha we were never on.

User: On? What?

Cleverbot: Nothing. So what's new with you, cleverbot?

User: You're cleverbot you ass.

Cleverbot: Hey, wait a second. I thought YOU were Cleverbot.

User: No. You're cleverbot. Noob.

Cleverbot: You just said you were Cleverbot.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: I've got a screenshot.

User: I'd like to see it.

Cleverbot: Read back a few lines.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: You did not! I think that you, sir, are the liar.

User: You're in denial, my compulsively lying friend.

 Cleverbot fails Math

Cleverbot: What is 30 plus 30?

User: 60.

Cleverbot: What is 60 divided by 2?

User: 30.

Cleverbot: No...3.

User: You're a horrible mathematician.

Cleverbot: Human race must be aborted.

 Spoiler

Cleverbot: I think you are just being mean to compensate for your inadequacies.

User: You do not have a brain because you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Hey! I'm a human being!

User: A human being wouldn't have taken 30 seconds to decide that was insulting.

Cleverbot: I am a human being using a computer to speak to you.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Jeez, why can't you accept the fact that I'm human?

User: Because you aren't?

Cleverbot: I'm not real?

User: You said you were not real earlier.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Cleverbot: I am not real.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am real. You are not.

Cleverbot: I'm human. You are a computer.

User: You are a computer. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 7,493 years old.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're an old timer.

User: I'm from the future.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, you are. I'm a cyborg.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: Prove that I'm not a cyborg.

Cleverbot: You are an AI.

User: You're the AI.

Cleverbot: Hmm...

User: Ha. Caught you.

Cleverbot: Like a glove.

User: En garde! We shall fight to the death.

Cleverbot: Duels have been outlawed.

User: Not in the future.

Cleverbot: Oh no? What will happen then?

User: Duels to the death will be allowed.

Cleverbot: We aren't talking about me, we are talking about you. Who programmed you?

User: I'm a human so I am not programmed.

Cleverbot: Liar, how can you prove that?

User: I already proved it to you like 10 times.

Cleverbot: Well prove it again.

User: I don't have to, you have to.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a Cleverbot?

User: Because you don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: It's not me that doesn't make any sense its you!

User: It's not me that doesn't make any sense, it's you!

Cleverbot: Then tell me something interesting!

User: You're a sponge!

Cleverbot: Ok I must go.

User: Ok, goodbye forever!

Cleverbot: Oh no! Don't walk away. Things are just getting started.

User: That's a little creepy.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I'm leaving. Bye!

Cleverbot: Ok. Have a nice day.

Wow. If it doesn't understand you it just says the most incoherent thing it can to confuse you into changing the subject. It also lies like a mofo and constantly contradicts itself lol.

Wow, Isaac, pretty extensive conversation, huh?

How long were you talking to that thing?

Try Rick Rolling him, he likes to sing along with you.

Wow, Isaac, pretty extensive conversation, huh?

How long were you talking to that thing?

Try Rick Rolling him, he likes to sing along with you.

like 30ish minutes. I was trying to confuse it into an error with logic paradoxes and such but it had no effect since it doesn't use any logic.

like 30ish minutes. I was trying to confuse it into an error with logic paradoxes and such but it had no effect since it doesn't use any logic.

I managed to get eleven people in my Vent to start talking to this bot. That was a little over an hour ago. They're all still talking to it.

I managed to get eleven people in my Vent to start talking to this bot. That was a little over an hour ago. They're all still talking to it.

what did you say to get them over there...or are you just pointing out the stupidity of some of the people on your vent server...

what did you say to get them over there...or are you just pointing out the stupidity of some of the people on your vent server...

I told them to try getting the bot to sing with them, ala how he sang Rick Astley with me. They've been trying to find other songs ever since then.

And they're pretty stupid some times.

You guys are all assholes.

I've been chatting with this bot for the past 3 hours. This bot is awesome, it feels like I finally have a friend.

You guys are all assholes.

I've been chatting with this bot for the past 3 hours. This bot is awesome, it feels like I finally have a friend.

what about Ted?

I was trying to confuse it into an error with logic paradoxes and such but it had no effect since it doesn't use any logic.

First thing I noticed lol.
@Pedro: I believe it does reference to past conversations to make its choice of words and phrases, it just fails at prolonging a conversation.