Meet Bob.

WHY AM i BEING IGNORED.

a man gives bob non-letal cake

Give Bob some advil to make his migraine go away, give him a kitten to pet and lower his blood pressure.

Have Bob purchase five good PS3 exclusives.

Have Bob purchase five good PS3 exclusives.

End game.

I give him a book to read:

I give him a book to read:

Coup de grace.

Make him watch the Lifetime channel for 72 hours straight. He'll kill himself without any further input from you.

Cast a spell on Bob that forces him to attempt to slam a revolving door for eternity.

put bob in front of two doors that are diagonally across from one another, i.e. at the edge of a 90 degree angle wall, and each door has a label on them which reads "Fire Exit." Give Bob a key, and set the hallway behind him ablaze.

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Tell bob that he's not real.

Tell bob to get a job blowing stuff.

Have Bob purchase five good PS3 exclusives.

pstriple is BALLIN'

Bob realizes that he's imaginary and jumps off of the Empire State Building in an attempt at suicide.

Coup de grace.

You may do anything you please, without directly killing Bob.

Can't you read?

Can't you read?

I'll just leave him with her.

Have Bob BROWSE THE FUNHOUSE and read one of my posts full of derp. Like this one.

derp derp derp derp derp hurpa derpity tatta tittly dumb derp

Let Bob do a parachute jump from just-not-yet in space with a train locomotive strapped to his back, but in a way that he survives it. That or give him brain surgery to get rid of all his abilities but breathing and such, so becomes some sort of plant.

Tell Bob, it's ok and I love him!