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"Rock is overpowered. Paper is fine." -Scissors

Now who would like a banger in the mouth.

You made me sexoff on my mommy?
~ Xavier

You are not a window.
~ Friends of John J. Ellis

"The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it." - Plutarch

Life is like a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

Life is like a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

O_o wheres that from?

It doesn't take special talents to reproduce -- even plants can do it. On the other hand, contributing to a program like Emacs takes real skill. That is really something to be proud of.

It helps more people, too.

~ Richard Stallman

O_o wheres that from?

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Shut up, will you shut up!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Where's your other hand?"
"In between two pillows."
"Those are pillows."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in the motel.
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
-The Simpsons

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-The Simpsons

"Poker? I barely know her!"
>_>

Life isn't worth the price of admission.

Teacher: Jacko, can you conjugate?
Jacko: Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl.
Teacher: Nonono, it's easy. I'll conjugate with you.
Jacko: Goodnight everybody.

Turkey hunter: Give me the bird.
Jacko: We'd love to, really. But the Fox censors won't allow it.

Dot: I saw a Prince. -holds up Prince-
Jacko: Nonono, finger prints.
Dot: ...I don't think so.

Animaniacs

You like graypupon? Graypooponu!!!!

"Kill the infidels!"

"I'd only kill a guy if he killed me first!"

"I was lying in my bed looking the stars when I asked myself... What about the ceiling?" - Groucho Marx

"All toasters toast toast" - Mario in Hotel Mario

Big boobs are ugly ~ some fool