WHAT'S MY BEST GAMING MOMENT? WHEN I'M IN GEARS OF WAR CHILLIN' OVER IN THE FRAG ROOM IN BLOOD DRIVE. SOME CURIOUS LITTLE B'ITCH WALKS IN? BANG, HIS GUTS ARE SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE LEFT WALL FROM MY PROXIMITY MINE. JOHNNY JUST SAW HIS BROTHER'S CORPSE AS HE WAS WALKING UP THE STAIRS AND DECIDES TO SEE WHAT'S UP. I COVER UP ON THE CORNER TO THE ENTRANCE AND I WHIP OUT MY BOLTOK PISTOL, FIRE OFF TWO ROUNDS STRAIGHT IN TO HIS HEAD AND BANG, HIS HEAD FLYS TO THE LEFT OUT OF THE WINDOW IN THE FRAG ROOM, DROPPING ON TO THE CONCRETE GROUND BELOW. THE WHOLE THING OVERALL FEELS A LOT BETTER ON THE INSIDE AFTER YOU REALIZE THE TWO PEOPLE YOU JUST MASSACRED ARE THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD HALOFAGS THAT JUST PICKED UP GEARS OF WAR TO SPITE IT, THANKS TO MOMMY'S PURSE.
Feels good, man...
Feels good, man...