2012-07-25, 02:32 AM
Oh man.
Some guy who added me from an ARAM one day invited me to a game with him and his friend. In champion select I declared I was going GP top. No one objected. He picked Skarner and his friend picked Jayce. Game starts and we attempt to invade and steal their red. We fail, but both teams get 2 kills and Skarner nabs first blood. I get enough gold off of the two assists to purchase a Doran's Blade along with my boots and pots. Things look good.
After recalling I run top and Jayce comes with me, telling me that I have to go bottom because "Darius will wreck me". I refuse, because I didn't pick a GP to Parrrley farm in a split farm lane. Jayce is abysmal at last hitting and has a whopping 1 CS by 10 minutes. I have 72. We get ganked, he dies, I kill both Noc and Darius. He blames me for his death and after this he turns into a bitter twat - spamming spells to try to steal farm. When we get ganked again and I decide to fight, he leaves me to die - but I get out with a double kill before succumbing to Hemorrage stacks + Ignite.
Skarner and I both end up getting REALLY fed - he off of bot and mid lane, I off of creeps and Darius/Noc. Despite being in a split farm lane I have the most CS on the team. Skarner's joined his awful Jayce friend in bitching at me to go bot, and then it turns into a massive blame game every time something goes wrong despite the fact that I'm carrying us through every teamfight I'm involved in. Skarner eventually gets so mad that he uses Impale to drag someone away from me to safety and deny me a penta kill.
I am never playing with these people again.
Some guy who added me from an ARAM one day invited me to a game with him and his friend. In champion select I declared I was going GP top. No one objected. He picked Skarner and his friend picked Jayce. Game starts and we attempt to invade and steal their red. We fail, but both teams get 2 kills and Skarner nabs first blood. I get enough gold off of the two assists to purchase a Doran's Blade along with my boots and pots. Things look good.
After recalling I run top and Jayce comes with me, telling me that I have to go bottom because "Darius will wreck me". I refuse, because I didn't pick a GP to Parrrley farm in a split farm lane. Jayce is abysmal at last hitting and has a whopping 1 CS by 10 minutes. I have 72. We get ganked, he dies, I kill both Noc and Darius. He blames me for his death and after this he turns into a bitter twat - spamming spells to try to steal farm. When we get ganked again and I decide to fight, he leaves me to die - but I get out with a double kill before succumbing to Hemorrage stacks + Ignite.
Skarner and I both end up getting REALLY fed - he off of bot and mid lane, I off of creeps and Darius/Noc. Despite being in a split farm lane I have the most CS on the team. Skarner's joined his awful Jayce friend in bitching at me to go bot, and then it turns into a massive blame game every time something goes wrong despite the fact that I'm carrying us through every teamfight I'm involved in. Skarner eventually gets so mad that he uses Impale to drag someone away from me to safety and deny me a penta kill.
I am never playing with these people again.