Call me Maybe - Maple Version

can i just

outline everything that bugs me about the song call me maybe

I threw a wish in a well

Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell

you dont throw

wishes in wells

you throw money in wells wtp are you doing

I looked to you as it fell

And now you’re in my way

??/why am i (or whoever this is directed at) in your way

what did i/they do

nothing happened

????

I’d trade my soul for a wish

Pennies and dimes for a kiss

what ever happened to nOT TELLING

an d why would you sell your soul for kiss you cant possibly be that desperate

I wasn’t looking for this

yes you were!!!!

you pineappleIN G WISHED FOR IT

But now you’re in my way

i didnt dO ANYBTHING

Your stare was holdin’

Ripped jeans, skin was showin’

Hot night, wind was blowin’

whY DO YO U LIKE THIS PERSON ALL OF A SUDDENN YOU WERE JUST COMPLAINING THEY WERE I N YOUR WAAYA

Where you think you’re going, baby?

TH AT JUST SOUNDS THREATENING WOW WHAT

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

th is really isnt crazy trying to pick up some person you just met isnt a new thing by a longshot

But here’s my number

So call me, maybe?

WH AT EVER HAPPENED TO BEING IN YOUR WAY

It’s hard to look right

At you baby

why is it hard to look right at this person what are they sparkling or some pomegranate wha tat

But here’s my number

So call me, maybe?

I CANT LOOK RIGHT AT THIS PERSON

BUT I CAN HIT ON THEM

Y E A H

And all the other boys

Try to chase me

THEY CLEARLY ARENT IF YOU HAD TO SELL YOUR SOUL JUST FOR A KISS

You took your time with the call

is this in the future or some pomegranate you juST gave them your number what did you expect them to call you right the moment you gave them your number

I took no time with the fall

whAT FALL

DOWN THE WELL???/

You gave me nothing at all

WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM THEM//??????

YOU JUST MET THEM./?????

But still, you’re in my way

i thOUHG THT YOU LIKED THEM TALK ABOUT MIXED MESSAGES

I beg, and borrow and steal

for wHAT

Have foresight and it’s real

I didn’t know I would feel it

you had foresight

but you didnt know you would feel it

whAT

But it’s in my way

wHA T IS IN YOUR GODDAMN WAY

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

TH AT MDOESNT MAKE ANY SNESE AT ALL YOU CANT MISS SOMEONE BEFORE YOU EVENNMET THEM

So call me, maybe?

I WOULDNT pineappleING CALL YOU AFTER ALL THAT pomegranate NO ONE WOULD