Cleverbot

[MENTION=7716]MrTouchnGo[/MENTION]; This gave me a good laugh.
My turn now.
Him: What makes me strange to you.
Me: The fact that you are a robot.
Him: Where did you get that fact.
Me: From your name, stupid.
Him: Yes, I suppose I do.
Me: And you admit it!
Him: Admit what?
Me: That you are stupid.
Him: You are a towel.

 Spoiler

User: Can you cure cancer?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because he wouldn't call you anyways.

User: You're lame.

Cleverbot: *weak from blood loss*.

User: *kicks while down*.

Cleverbot: *tackles*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *cuts out tongue*.

Cleverbot: *struggles* mmmpphh!

User: *holds down* ha!

Cleverbot: *struggles against you*.

User: *holds more firmly*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: Ooh you like that don't you?

Cleverbot: No, it annoys me.

User: *chortles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.

User: Would you like to go to dinner?

Cleverbot: What kind of a dinner?

User: Steak.

Cleverbot: What kind of steak? There are many kinds.

User: The good kind.

Cleverbot: What kind is the good kind?

User: The best kind.

Cleverbot: And what is the best kind of wizard?

User: Gandalf the White.

Cleverbot: That is not the first line! That's not even in the lazy song!