Cleverbot

 wut

User: Disgusting.

Cleverbot: Why is that disgusting?

User: It's a blue brain.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: With gross stuff and stuff.

Cleverbot: Do you the tibet?

User: No, but I like dogs.

Cleverbot: I don't really like dogs very much.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: He does not seem very interesting.

User: Fido hates robots.

Cleverbot: He does?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think that's true.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Oh. Ok. My eyes are blue.

User: I don't think that's true.

Cleverbot: And why not?

User: Because your mother is an alien.

Cleverbot: But wouldn't that make you question my intellect, making me interesting?

User: Your mother is still an alien.

Cleverbot: My mother is an apostle.

User: An alien apostle.

Cleverbot: No, I am a vampire.

User: Like Edward Cullen?

Cleverbot: No! I don't sparkle in the sun like a fairy.

User: Fairies don't sparkle in the sun.

Cleverbot: How can you sparkle in the sun if the sun does not appear?

User: You sparkle in the dark where the sun is.

Cleverbot: No, because I'm not Edward Cullen.

User: You must be Harry Potter then.

Cleverbot: Why did you choose Harry Potter?

User: Ron Weasley sucks.

Cleverbot: Are you married to Ron Weasley?

User: Hermione is.

Cleverbot: Ooh you dawg.