2012-06-25, 10:09 AM
Endgame Wrote:, dammit! Elves aren't supposed to be flat, let alone their queen!
Anyone who has been a role-player since the beginning can tell you that Elves are always friggin flat. If you want a busty chick, you bang the human barmaid. If you want elegance, you go for the thinner, flat-chested elf. The only way to get both was to find a half-elven chick.