Lieing Liars who tell Lies

They say lies. D:

Would you rather have them try to tell the truth and look like complete idiots?

George Bush's 2008 State of the Union Address (as it should have been

"Hello there, fellers of the American Republic, I gotta get some thingars off my chest. One, I fucked Laura! Not THAT Laura, the 19 year old INTERN Laura."

I think liars should just stick to lying. Think of the poor liars!