Vegetarian Confusion

Isn't there a list of ingredients on the label?

Also, trying to remember the name of the SF classic in which all meat is carved off some kind of mutant ever-growing chicken, or something of the sort. Probably by Pohl and Kornbluth, but my brain refuses to work at this early hour.

I'm a fan of the cow that wants to be eaten at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

I always wonder why some "vegetarians" eat fish, but w/e. I'm going to assume the label was trying to use "vegetarian" as a synonym for healthy. English fail