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>blindly listen to elementz
>1211 elo

Ok bro.

"And to be a good scrub." (lrn2read plz) I know listening to Elementz is stupid herpaderp. I read his tier list to even see an opinion of what other people think of champions.
My ELO is low because I spend significantly less time playing Normal games. Notice how I've played a total of ~500 Normal games? I don't play real people a lot, I spend more time theorizing. I am a thinker, not a doer. I can't be bothered to play 2k+ games like you.

So, how about you give real advice instead of just trolling others? kthx