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And? We still don't need you making it impossible for anyone to forget it's there. Would you like us to constantly tell you "Eat three servings of meat today" since most people don't remember to do that either?

Anyway, Zelkova, I strongly suggest you start out as an AD carry, with someone who is decent at supporting bottom lane as your laning partner. Starting off as any other role, especially the jungler, requires more map awareness and game sense than AD carry--your support can basically do everything for you (They don't and they shouldn't, but they can, especially if you're only just learning). Even then, you should stick with the easier ones, ex. Ashe or Caitlyn.

So under your premise we should stop telling new players these helpful tips and just link them to a solomid or mobafire beginner's guide since it's annoying constantly telling people the same information over and over.