2012-05-10, 11:32 PM
Chilly Wrote:Granted. Your green sky is the result of an impending tornado/hail fall/death storm approaching in your direction (Source) as you picnic in a field of prime Kentucky Bluegrass. Or if you are in an area where this meteorological phenomenon is impossible, it is merely a cloud of chlorine descending upon you and yours as you picnic in a field of the same grass. Picnic ruined. Either way, you'd better get to runnin'.
I wish to be an individual of above average intelligence, i.e. smart enough to lead a successful life in some profession, but not smart enough to feel surrounded by idiots or depressed.
Wish granted. People just still see you as average tho, seeing as you're only slightly above average, neither getting the attention of the people with far superior intellect, nor receiving the pity of those with a lesser mind. You look around, all you see are average people when you know you're above their level. This drives you insane and you end up institutionalized.
I wish for mo' money, mo' money, mo' money