The Avengers

I'm tired of seeing movies on release weekend. The amount of douchebags in the theater reaches epic proportions. And by douchebags i mean children. Loud annoying children.

When I went, there were 4 guys who were dressed as Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor.

Hulk was a skinny ass white boy in purple short shorts, with his body painted green (no shirt).

Thor was dressed in motocross armor from the Thor brand (pretty smart there).

Iron Man had a cheap mask and was wearing a childs size Iron Man shirt that only covered his upper chest.

I cant remember what Captain looked like.

Especially at the end, hulk was boss as f'uck.

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"I'm always angry" made me scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Him absolutely wreaking loki was also pure gold.

This was actually my only complaint about Hulk

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the fact that Iron Man, Thor, and Captain all fought Loki and didnt do much in the end, yet Hulk comes and bashes him like a toy. Thinking about Thor keeping pace when fighting Hulk on the SHIELD HQ thing, but not beating out Loki makes it worse :\

AGENT COULSON D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!