Start up your companies today!

Two lucrative economic solutions the Obama government should consider in dealing with the current fiscal crisis:

1. more MMORPGs
2. more crack dealers

When the "crack dealer on every corner" promise has been fulfilled, we will truly live in a better America. And those of us who do not like needles, we can inject generous doses of Runescape or WoW, polluting our brain instead.

Guys, I think we're on to something here.

omg, a government-run MMORPG with a maple-esque cash shop = no more deficit.