2012-04-26, 01:52 PM
This just in: "Apple to buy Facebook. Google merges with Costco. Shits to magically fuse with fucks creating shitfucks."
Now all I have to do is become a "financial analyst" and tell the world why these buys/mergers will never happen. The creator of the rumor probably has investments in the company/ies and is attempting to make a quick buck. Or s/he wants to look better for pointing out obvious key points that the Operations Manager at Nexon, that one monkey with the darts, could pick out. (I'm not hating on Pachter as he didn't start the rumor).
If I had recommended someone to invest in Nexon shares, I'd create this rumor too. Then I wouldn't look like a complete tool while people spend their life savings on such a terrible company.
Now all I have to do is become a "financial analyst" and tell the world why these buys/mergers will never happen. The creator of the rumor probably has investments in the company/ies and is attempting to make a quick buck. Or s/he wants to look better for pointing out obvious key points that the Operations Manager at Nexon, that one monkey with the darts, could pick out. (I'm not hating on Pachter as he didn't start the rumor).
If I had recommended someone to invest in Nexon shares, I'd create this rumor too. Then I wouldn't look like a complete tool while people spend their life savings on such a terrible company.