Pony General:"Season 12 will never air" edition.

A parody of the "DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU" video, hopefuly one day I can turn this into an actual video.

 Spoiler

DON'T WATCH A CARTOON CALLED MY LITTLE PONY
MAN, THIS pomegranate IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING LEVELS YO

I was talking to one of my internet friends and he sent me 3 links with the name only labeled FIM
I said to this dude "what's this pomegranate?"
He just giggled and said "Just watch it. And make sure NOBODY is around when you are watching it"
Then I thought it was some... weird furry picture of some strange pomegranate

But I watched the first episode and I was like "Yoo... what the pineapple?"
And then I continued and I was like "Yoooooo"
And then Luna entered the motherfucking party and I was like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw
It was like satan had animated a cartoon
pomegranate was so girly
yet...
YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT!

Then season two.
And it was like... three of them. Those ponies! Yo... Those crusaders!
AND DISCORD SAW THEM AND THEN HE...
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Then that pony took the elements of harmony and I was like
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It was like your kid wanted to watch cartoons with you
But he wanted to watch something different and it was so fucked up and girly
YOU JUST KEPT WATCHING IT
AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID

Then I saw the galloping galla
THE GALLAAAAAA
IT WAS
THE GALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And Twilight was her name
Twilight was her motherfucking name!

I ain't goin' to heaven niggas
I already sold my soul to Luna.

SO DON'T WATCH A CARTOON CALLED MY LITTLE PONY
IT'S LIKE... SUCCUBUS.
REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU

Made by me.