Seriously? Really?

Americans.

That's all i'm saying

DOUBLE STANDARDS MAN. DOUBLE STANDARDS.

First Americans are dirty fat slobs, now they are using utensils that are made to be less messy somehow we are still the go to excuse. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO NOT BE A FAT YET SKINNY, SLOVENLY YET NEAT, SPOILED ROTTEN YET SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED STATISTIC! I'll do it, I swear I'll do it. If you give me nothing to go on, I reserve the right to go out into the forest in my back yard, find a small animal, and sacrifice it to my american blood gods.

Also, a 34GB zip file that I've been DLing for 12 hours just corrupted half an hour from completion, so I may be slightly nonsensical at the moment, but no, I'm not mad, just confused. Americans must be pretty accomplished if we set the standard for so many things, dohoho.