> SPURB: The Tale of 8 Youths

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CC: o
CC: pineapple
FF: Hey...
FF: C☀☀kie......
CC: ...hyens?
FF: WHY THE pineapple AM I ☀N THE FL☀☀R
FF: WHY THE pineapple AM I A R☀B☀T
FF: WHY THE pineapple D☀ I HAVE 2 R☀☀MS
FF: WHY WHY WHY
CC: omre cloest space?
CC: also, wats os shocking about finding yourself in a robot wody?
FF: I D☀N'T KN☀W C☀☀KIE. MAYBE IT'S THE FACT THAT I AM UNC☀NCI☀US ☀N THE FL☀☀R
CC: its ont THAT bad
FF: BUT I AM ALS☀ HERE
CC: fine, your so adverse to it, ill just blow it up
CC: wil thta make you happy robbles?
FF: N☀
FF: BECAUSE THE I'D BE UNC☀NCI☀US
CC: your techcnailly unconcious now
FF: AND WHY DID Y☀U BL☀W UP MY WALL
CC: i didnt thinc my construction droids would do such a shoddy job at making a wall
CC: BUT SOMEONE KEEPS BLOWING THEM UP
FF: ☀K, I DECLARE MYSELF GUILTY
CC: mcuh better, now can u od mei a favor and back lp a bit
FF: But why...?
CC: umm
CC: no reason
FF: RFJRHGKAFJAEW
FF: WHY
CC: and there diffeinatly isnt a count down going on now
FF: WHAT
FF: MY TAILS D☀LL
FF: MUST GRAB
FF: ☀H AND MYSELF T☀☀
CC: pfft, thats a copy you silly
FF: pineapple Y☀U C☀☀KIE!
CC:
CC: wait
CC: shio
FF: ☀H... RIGHT.
CC: that may be the real tails doll
CC: lol
CC: cant pineappleing tell anymore
CC: lol
CC: anyway
FF: N☀ pineapple Y☀U, I'MM GETTING B☀TH
CC: vye c:
FF: ...
CC: heyy
CC: u awake?
CC: :3
FF: I... d☀n't kn☀w
FF: hey, there is my r☀b☀
FF: t
FF: I guess I am
CC: yea its behind the super glasswall
FF: >:l
CC: which in hindsight is a better explosion protection than oyur walls
FF: Which is funny
FF: because Y☀U JUST BLEW UP MY pineappleING R☀☀M
CC: rmeind me to make walls out of crockerglass
CC: nonono
CC: i blew up the copy room
CC: your room is atill wohley intact
FF: bluh y☀u
CC: which brings up 2 bits of news
CC: good and bad
FF: n☀w my tails d☀ll is trapped in the glass
CC: which ouwld u like to hear first
FF: The pineapple y☀u ☀ne
FF: i.e. bad
CC: the ba dnew eis that the explosion may ve blerw up half your house
CC: :3
CC: this good enws comes in 2 parts
CC: so..
CC: its acutally 3 pieces of news
FF: What
CC: lol
FF: Y☀u better fix this...
FF: s☀meh☀w.
CC: it sookl like your tails doll seems to not ahve been blown up
CC: some how
CC: lol
FF: Fun times
CC: and it lookslike your door is onw unlocked
FF: pineappleING YES
CC: btw where syour cat?
FF: Wait...
FF: where
FF: ☀h pomegranate
FF: CR☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀CKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
CC: yeeeees?
CC: ok
CC: maybe there wer e4 picfes of news
FF: I WANT T☀ SAY ☀NE TINY THING BEF☀RE I G☀ AND CRY MYSELF T☀ DEATH
CC: the last piec eof news is bad news
CC: but
FF: pineapple
FF: Y☀U
CC: i hitnk you sould go out of your room to find out
-- fibonacciFlower [FF] ceased bothering coloquialCookie [CC]
CC: sorry :c

Ok, let's recap. Cookie blew up half of your room, left you unconscious, made a replica of your room for some robo-you that wakes up whenever you are unconscious, blew up half of your house, almost killed your tails doll, almost killed you and killed your cat.

Yeah, you are pissed.