> SPURB: The Tale of 8 Youths

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-- fibonacciFlower [FF] began pestering insertNamehere [IN]
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Henry! I c☀me with a c☀ntract pr☀p☀sal t☀ y☀u!
FF: I can make miracles happen.[/COLOR]
IN: Hey there, Luisa! What's your proposal? What's this miracle you speak of?
[color="#3988FF"]FF: I can turn y☀u int☀ a magical girl!
FF: And y☀u get t☀ wish f☀r s☀mething.[/COLOR]
IN: I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A MAGICAL GIRL. This is some trap of yours fabricated by that white skinned creature, isn't it?!
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Nnnnnn☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀... maybe.
FF: Anyways, j☀kes aside.
FF: Did y☀u get y☀ur game yet?[/COLOR]
IN: Hmmm... not just yet. I know it'll be arriving today though.
FF: It better d☀, I'm b☀red as hell and I want t☀ start already. D☀ y☀u kn☀w what the game is ab☀ut?
IN: Not too sure. I heard someone was in the middle of creating a walkthrough for the game though. It'd be nice to get a heads up on what we'll be up against.
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Hmmm, if they made a walkthr☀ugh then I guess it's n☀t an MM☀
FF: T☀☀ bad, I was expenting t☀ make a p☀ny magician...
FF: i.e. A unic☀rn[/COLOR]
IN: Maybe it's not a walkthrough in the classic sense. More like a guide.
FF: S☀ tell me Henry, what are y☀u up t☀ right n☀w?
IN: You and your unicorns. Pegasi are where it's at.
[color="#3988FF"]FF: N☀ n☀
FF: Unic☀rns can d☀ magic and fly[/COLOR]
IN: They're TOO powerful!
FF: Being ☀verp☀wered is never bad
[COLOR="#0000FF"]IN: Oh, as for right now I'm just surfing around the net while the game arrives.
IN: I wonder how everyone else is doing.[/COLOR]
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Well, C☀☀kie is spying ☀n every☀ne because pineapple us
FF: Las I heard fr☀m Sis☀red was that he was ☀ff t☀ get his game c☀py[/COLOR]
[COLOR="#0000FF"]IN: Thanks for putting that image in my head. A cookie that is spying on us. I'd hate to imagine what happens when we're asleep.
IN: Oh, cool. Hope Sisored can tell us in advance how's the game.
IN: Possibly get some quick pointers on simple what-not-to-dos.[/COLOR]
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Y☀u kn☀w h☀w Sis☀red manages stuff, if we d☀n't d☀ what he says he might g☀ ☀n a killer rampage
FF: ☀H MY pineapple, G☀ AWAY C☀☀KIE SPYB☀TS[/COLOR]
IN: WHERE?!
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Y☀u kn☀w, these things make great sh☀☀ting targets
FF: In my wind☀w :l[/COLOR]
[COLOR="#0000FF"]IN: *Throws sappers at the spybots*
IN: Why does Cookie insist on such levels of stalking anyways?
IN: You'd think it'd be used for a greater purpose.[/COLOR]
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Because he wants me in such a level that is n☀t c☀mprehensible t☀ humans.
FF: I really d☀n't kn☀w.[/COLOR]
IN: :|
FF: Y☀u sh☀uld ask him pers☀naly and get an ambigi☀us answer
IN: I may do that later on.
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Henry, what I'm ab☀ut t☀ ask y☀u is very imp☀rtant
FF: and I need y☀u t☀ answer as h☀enstly as p☀ssible[/COLOR]
IN: What is it, Luisa?
FF: I...
IN: Yes??
FF: I have always w☀ndered why y☀ur p☀sters are s☀ messed up in y☀ur wall, i mean c☀me ☀n.
IN: What do you mean?
[color="#3988FF"]FF: At least make them match ☀r s☀mething
FF: C☀☀kie sent me an image ☀f y☀ur r☀☀m[/COLOR]
[COLOR="#0000FF"]IN: I can't help it if my tastes are so varied. >_<
IN: WHAT?! COOKIE SPIED ON MY ROOM?!? Oh that's it. There's only so much spying one is allowed to do.[/COLOR]
FF: J☀in my anti-spying brigade!
[COLOR="#0000FF"]IN: I ought to give Cookie a talking to.
IN: I like the sound of that. How do I join?[/COLOR]
[color="#3988FF"]FF: Y☀u just have t☀ sign this c☀ntract ／人◕ ‿ ‿ ◕人＼
FF: C☀ntract?[/COLOR]
IN: NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I'M NOT SIGNING A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CONTRACTS. GO BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANET OR SOMETHING!
[color="#3988FF"]FF: :3
FF: Y☀u want t☀ c☀ntract with me Henry
FF: y☀u kn☀w it t☀ be true[/COLOR]
IN: HELL. NO.
-- insertNamehere [IN] ceased pestering fibonacciFlower [FF]
FF: Marry me!