2012-03-23, 12:16 AM
How pineappleing hard can it be to play a support. How?
If you're going to choose a new champion like Lulu, at least pineappleing figure out how to play. Retroactive shields instead of proactive shields! THOSE ALWAYS HELP, RIGHT GUYS? I really enjoy it when you sit in a bush and take Nidalee spears to the face. It really helps me as your AD carry when you go from full health to 100 health in a few seconds because you can't pay attention to anything at all. It really helps when I get zoned because it's 2v1 because you do absolutely nothing.
Oh, and it really helps when I get ganks from our amumu jungler every 5 seconds to rectify this. Right? Right?!? Oh, but alas, when you jungle you always jungle without runes and you always start regrowth/1 as amumu while jungling without runes. That's totally how you jungle. You totally jungle by starting out almost half dead after starting at wolves and barely making it out with your life after killing blue. That's totally the most efficient jungling route possible. There's nothing that can rival that jungle build. It's just too good.
And it REALLY HELPS when you blame every loss of a team fight or every death on "lag." Yeah, okay, sure, you're lagging. But you're lagging enough so that, conveniently, every time you die it happens while you're lagging? I'm not buying it. It definitely helps when we play 3v5 because 2 of you complain about "lag." Get another pineappleing computer, get better internet, or leave.
(This was earlier today before the actual lag stuff started happening. The lag stuff in a recent game I was playing made me angry and reminded me of this)
If you're going to choose a new champion like Lulu, at least pineappleing figure out how to play. Retroactive shields instead of proactive shields! THOSE ALWAYS HELP, RIGHT GUYS? I really enjoy it when you sit in a bush and take Nidalee spears to the face. It really helps me as your AD carry when you go from full health to 100 health in a few seconds because you can't pay attention to anything at all. It really helps when I get zoned because it's 2v1 because you do absolutely nothing.
Oh, and it really helps when I get ganks from our amumu jungler every 5 seconds to rectify this. Right? Right?!? Oh, but alas, when you jungle you always jungle without runes and you always start regrowth/1 as amumu while jungling without runes. That's totally how you jungle. You totally jungle by starting out almost half dead after starting at wolves and barely making it out with your life after killing blue. That's totally the most efficient jungling route possible. There's nothing that can rival that jungle build. It's just too good.
And it REALLY HELPS when you blame every loss of a team fight or every death on "lag." Yeah, okay, sure, you're lagging. But you're lagging enough so that, conveniently, every time you die it happens while you're lagging? I'm not buying it. It definitely helps when we play 3v5 because 2 of you complain about "lag." Get another pineappleing computer, get better internet, or leave.
(This was earlier today before the actual lag stuff started happening. The lag stuff in a recent game I was playing made me angry and reminded me of this)