> SPURB: The Tale of 8 Youths

You go into your closet and grab your bow and arrows. You figure that since you'll be leaving your room, you might as well bring your weapon with you. You stick those in your Bowkind specibus, where you can easily take them back out when you need them. Not that you've ever needed them before. You don't get many chances to use them, except for practice. And even then, you don't get to practice with them much. Especially since this tiny town isn't an ideal archery range. You would go out to your college's track and field and practice like you usually do but you don't want to miss your package. Your roommates might get to it before you do, so you have to stay right here at home and pay close attention in case the mailman arrives any time sooh goddamnit who's pestering you can't they see that you're busy