2012-03-10, 10:03 PM
Benard serves you your bacon and you begin to eat, but you notice that the bacon is standing and is attacking!
Bacon begins the fight!
> Bacon: uses Aggrieve with with calories!
> Bacon: Deals 0 damage! Fool knows that a southernman like Dj doesn't give a damn about calories!
Dj's turn!
> Dj: Aggrieves with Nom nom attack!
> Dj: Deals critical hit! Knock out on Bacon!
Bacon loses 100% of its hp! -2 HP, 0 HP remaining.
DJ WINS!
Dj gains 1 XP!
Dj gains happeh belly!
Status: Normal, but with happy belly!
Combat Song: Octoroon Ragoon loop
Bacon begins the fight!
> Bacon: uses Aggrieve with with calories!
> Bacon: Deals 0 damage! Fool knows that a southernman like Dj doesn't give a damn about calories!
Dj's turn!
> Dj: Aggrieves with Nom nom attack!
> Dj: Deals critical hit! Knock out on Bacon!
Bacon loses 100% of its hp! -2 HP, 0 HP remaining.
DJ WINS!
Dj gains 1 XP!
Dj gains happeh belly!
Status: Normal, but with happy belly!

