> SPURB: The Tale of 8 Youths

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Your name is DJ SISORED, you are 18 years old. You are a BOY WITH GLASSES, AND AN ODD ADDICTION TO SWEET TEA, PEPSI, AND MTN DEW. You doodle sometimes but they usually look like flying spaghetti monsters. You watch anime and enjoy them a lot. You are currently in your room with your multi-monitor desk and your nice iced sweet tea cup in front of you. You begin to activate pesterchum when your friend quickly messages you to talk. You realize that FF is bugging you again. You sigh, but then you are distracted by the cute dog in your room Sona. She occupied her corner of the room quite well and seems to horde bones there quite often. What a strange animal you have. You look at your wall and notice your limited edition LANCE-A-LOT being quite fancily placed on the wall elegantly. You sure do love your LONG POINTY OBJECTS, yet even without it you are one DANGEROUS MOTHERFUCKER; or so you think. You are also quite the MUSICIAN, playing multiple instruments and quite skilled at the Brass side of the instrument family. You play sometimes when you're bored being on the internet, which you rarely ever are. What do you do...?