2012-03-03, 03:56 AM
I try to be creative. Though just claiming to have an STD usually works favorably. Sometimes I make up diseases.
My favourite was being asked to perform oral sex on someone at a bar... as an opening line. I agreed and told them to meet me in the washroom. Then I sent in a male friend to pretend to be me.
Rick's favourite is the time I compared someone's chance at getting with me to the drop rate of a Cold Shark card. And while they didn't understand what I meant, they knew it meant no.
edit: oh this isn't an anecdote thread? it's for advice?
If someone is obnoxiously persistent then just tell them to pineapple off.
My favourite was being asked to perform oral sex on someone at a bar... as an opening line. I agreed and told them to meet me in the washroom. Then I sent in a male friend to pretend to be me.
Rick's favourite is the time I compared someone's chance at getting with me to the drop rate of a Cold Shark card. And while they didn't understand what I meant, they knew it meant no.
edit: oh this isn't an anecdote thread? it's for advice?
If someone is obnoxiously persistent then just tell them to pineapple off.