Revamped Dojo

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JavaScript

Code:

var easyHP = Number(prompt("What is HP?"));
var mediumHP = easyHP *2;
var hardHP = easyHP *6;
var rankingHP = easyHP * 16;

console.log("|"+ easyHP + "|" + mediumHP + "|" + hardHP + "|" + rankingHP);

Monster (Floor)	Easy	Medium	Hard	Ranking
Mano (1)	26250	52500	157500	420000
Mushmom (2)	36000	72000	216000	576000
Stumpy (3)	45000	90000	270000	720000
Blue Mushmom (4)	60000	120000	360000	960000
Zombie Mushmom (5)	70000	140000	420000	1120000
King Slime (6)	70000	140000	420000	1120000
Dyle (7)	85000	170000	510000	1360000
King Clang (8)	95000	190000	570000	1520000
Faust (9)	120000	240000	720000	1920000
Spirit of Rock (10)	138000	276000	828000	2208000
Metal Golem (11)	150000	300000	900000	2400000
Eliza (12)	170000	340000	1020000	2720000
Jr. Balrog (13)	200000	400000	1200000	3200000
Nine-Tailed Fox (14)	245000	490000	1470000	3920000
Xerxes (15)	275000	550000	1650000	4400000
Deo (16)	315000	630000	1890000	5040000
Zeno (17)	375000	750000	2250000	6000000
Timer (18)	450000	900000	2700000	7200000
Snack Bar (19)	550000	1100000	3300000	8800000
Tae Roon (20)	700000	1400000	4200000	11200000
Papa Pixie (21)	950000	1900000	5700000	15200000
Alishar (22)	1250000	2500000	7500000	20000000
Lord Pirate (23)	1450000	2900000	8700000	23200000
Deet and Roi (24)	1750000	3500000	10500000	28000000
Frankenroid (25)	2050000	4100000	12300000	32800000
Chimera (26)	2250000	4500000	13500000	36000000
Poison Golem (27)	2450000	4900000	14700000	39200000
King Sage Cat (28)	2750000	5500000	16500000	44000000
Giant Centipede (29)	3050000	6100000	18300000	48800000
Crimson Balrog (30)	3250000	6500000	19500000	52000000
Manon (31)	3750000	7500000	22500000	60000000
Griffey (32)	4250000	8500000	25500000	68000000
Snowman (33)	4750000	9500000	28500000	76000000
Papulatus (34)	5250000	10500000	31500000	84000000
Ani (35)	5750000	11500000	34500000	92000000
Leviathan (36)	6750000	13500000	40500000	108000000
Dodo (37)	8000000	16000000	48000000	128000000
Lilynouch (38)	9250000	18500000	55500000	148000000
Lyka (39)	10500000	21000000	63000000	168000000
Mu Gong (40)	11750000	23500000	70500000	188000000
Total HP	95375250	190750500	572251500	1526004000

Buffs:
: 50% HP Recovery (5 second penalty)
: 100% HP Recovery (10 second penalty)
: MaxHP + 10,000 (15 second penalty)
: Weapon/Magic Attack +30 (40 second penalty)
: Weapon/Magic Attack +60 (60 second penalty)
: Weapon/Magic Defense +2500 (30 second penalty)
: Weapon/Magic Defense +4000 (50 second penalty)
: Accuracy/Avoid +2000 (30 second penalty)
: Max Speed/Jump (20 second penalty)
: +1 Attacking Speed (40 second penalty)

All buffs last 600000ms or 10 minutes.

The only way to heal MP is through sitting or skills you have.

Credits to:
This thread
Max for the second penalty

I'm too lazy to add commas.