Pick Two!

Cursed Pirate Medallion, Everlasting Gobstopper, Red Pill, and Death Note are all dumb as pineapple. Elder Wand is pretty limited in the spells it can use, Lightsaber is pretty much useless without the Force, Pokeball is meh, considering it doesn't have many practical uses aside from instant flight and the ability to surf across waters.

Green Lantern Ring and Portal Gun for sure. Green Lantern Ring can basically do anything the Pokeball can do and SO MUCH more, and the Portal Gun is just awesome as pineapple.