2012-02-29, 03:40 AM
(Inb4 "this was on Reddit yesterday" yes I know it was, now shaddap)
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Now the rules are, you can pick two and only two things from the list above. I believe you can also pick 2 of the same object.
NAME YOUR REASONINGS?
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Portal Gun:
You can create portals on any solid, flat, unmoving surface. Leg braces to prevent freefall injuries are included.
Elder Wand:
You have the magic ability to use it, but you can only use the spells specifically named or shown in the books and movies.
Lightsaber:
You can have any make and model you desire and the reflexes and ability to use it more than proficiently. However, you do not possess the powers of the force apart from those necessary to use the blade.
The One Ring:
You can use it without having to worry about Sauron or his minions; they don't exist. You (and anyone who comes into contact with the ring) will still be corrupted by it, though. It is indestructible and you can't be heard while you are wearing it.
A Deathnote:
Shinigami not included. All of the rules that apply to it in the manga as well as the anime series apply. It can be forfeit and lost, but your memories of it will not be erased.
Green Lantern Power Ring:
You have all the powers that come with it, though it needs to be charged every 24 hours in the lantern.
The Everlasting Gobstopper:
You can suck it and suck it, and it never gets any smaller!
The Red Pill:
When you consume it you awaken in the real world where robots have taken over. You are The One while you are jacked in, but you are not Neo. Instead, you are one of the predecessors who never haves the world and is a slave to the machines. You can do whatever you want with being The One, except liberate humanity. You have to unjack for exercise and nourishment in the real world, and are subject to the fear of robots killing you on the outside.
Cursed Pirate Medallion:
Congratulations; you are immortal. But you cannot enjoy food, drink, or sex. There is no chest to return it to.
Pokeball:
You have one Pokeball with any Pokemon you desire inside. It will always obey you, but you must train it from level 1.
Now the rules are, you can pick two and only two things from the list above. I believe you can also pick 2 of the same object.
NAME YOUR REASONINGS?
(in case the text is too small)
Portal Gun:
You can create portals on any solid, flat, unmoving surface. Leg braces to prevent freefall injuries are included.
Elder Wand:
You have the magic ability to use it, but you can only use the spells specifically named or shown in the books and movies.
Lightsaber:
You can have any make and model you desire and the reflexes and ability to use it more than proficiently. However, you do not possess the powers of the force apart from those necessary to use the blade.
The One Ring:
You can use it without having to worry about Sauron or his minions; they don't exist. You (and anyone who comes into contact with the ring) will still be corrupted by it, though. It is indestructible and you can't be heard while you are wearing it.
A Deathnote:
Shinigami not included. All of the rules that apply to it in the manga as well as the anime series apply. It can be forfeit and lost, but your memories of it will not be erased.
Green Lantern Power Ring:
You have all the powers that come with it, though it needs to be charged every 24 hours in the lantern.
The Everlasting Gobstopper:
You can suck it and suck it, and it never gets any smaller!
The Red Pill:
When you consume it you awaken in the real world where robots have taken over. You are The One while you are jacked in, but you are not Neo. Instead, you are one of the predecessors who never haves the world and is a slave to the machines. You can do whatever you want with being The One, except liberate humanity. You have to unjack for exercise and nourishment in the real world, and are subject to the fear of robots killing you on the outside.
Cursed Pirate Medallion:
Congratulations; you are immortal. But you cannot enjoy food, drink, or sex. There is no chest to return it to.
Pokeball:
You have one Pokeball with any Pokemon you desire inside. It will always obey you, but you must train it from level 1.