What if MapleStory was a real person?

1. I'd have to say Neutral since it really had no clear distinction as to being male/female, since while it is anime, a scary amount of males play this game
2. Green. The color of money.
3. 40s, Businessman.
4. Fancy ass house built of Karma Koin cards.
5. Organized but has mental breakdowns (Server crashes amirite?)
6. Kinda a mix of both, Like a businessy-psychopath.
7. Scrooge McDuck.
8. ohohohoh. Maplestory does not care about anyone.
9. Cheese?
10. Liquid Tears of banned players.
11. Private Jet
12. Limo, With Maplestory Adventures driving.
13. KPop (for reasons kinda obvious)
14. Ipod because they're "hipster"
15. Maplestory ignores your blatantly forever.