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So kind of you to offer me the help of complete strangers without their knowledge.

Or I assumed if you really cared, and didn't know how to get it yourself, you would've just PM'd for the instructions and could be well on your way to having this info available. Knowing how to do it, and having the time and resources to automate it, are two completely different things after all.

Given that I basically thought of it randomly during the day and then came here and posted, I hadn't put a lot of time into it.
As I've already admitted, I had (and tbh still have) no idea how this works. At all. I simply did not know that you needed an account to do it. Absolve me of my sins.
Truly, I'm a nice person. I wouldn't want to be selfish and make this all for myself. Share the love, Eos. I neither had the time to sit down and learn how to do it when I asked, nor did I (or do I) have access to a computer or server that I don't need that has an uninterrupted internet connection.
However, now that you are so kind to offer, sure. I'll see what I can do. I've got a 3-day weekend. Any programs I'll need?